(08-27-2011, 05:40 PM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3603.msg220570#msg220570 date=1314477565]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3603.msg220527#msg220527 date=1314449861]
My Adblock extension is going to implode if I have to block any more pics from Tim's sig
+1 for the lulz
i just left that one of the cheerleader.
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Only surviving TimSigPic on my end too.
I also may have saved it like a year ago in case he ever removed it.
Also, this made my day.
I roll in the driveway from getting dinner, and I again had my rifle with me for tactical squirrel removal when I got back. I notice behind me going down the driveway is a junky ass pickup, I assume he's going to buy some weed from my neighbors and stuff, and don't even pay him a second thought.
I pull into my parking spot, and the truck pulls into my driveway too, so I'm like uhhhhh?
I get out of my car, and this big sasquatch redneck gets out of the truck, someone I used to call a friend until like 6 years ago when he slashed all the tires on my car and ripped the scanner antenna array off my trunk lid and made it disappear, because I fucked the piss out of his little sister at a party. As far as I know, he doesn't know I actually know it was him, and we haven't even seen each other in about 5 years.
So once I see him get out, I duck back into my car, yank out my rifle and walk about a third of the distance between us and flatly say "The hell do you want?" He's very nicey nicey and says "Hey man I haven't seen you in years I was just stopping by to say hi I saw you pulling in" to which I reply "Done, hi and bye." I turn around and walk back to my car, grab my dinner and walk inside, and I suppose he just got back in his truck and backed out, I didn't even turn around to look. A few minutes later he calls my cell, and I ignore the call. He leaves a voicemail, so I check it in the off chance it's a threat so I can just turn around, be a giant dick and report it to the Sheriff. Tells me not to be a shit and if I ever pull a gun on him again I'm going to regret it.
Call Sheriff, tell them I'm preemptively calling to head off the call I suspect they're about to get about someone pulling a gun on someone else pointing it at him and threatening him at my address. Sure as shit while I'm on the phone with the public safety guy, 911 gets a call for the exact thing I just explained.
Of course the Sheriff will send a unit to my house and see what's going on regardless of the fact I called ahead, just because it's their job to be thorough. I exploit the fact that it's a county wide administration and the unit will probably take 5-10 minutes to arrive, and queue up the security footage that shows me never pointing my rifle anywhere but my feet, ready to show him when he arrives. 8)
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Well done. Whoever calls the police first in any confrontation is the victim. Also this story needs more AR-15