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(01-02-2012, 08:52 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg235411#msg235411 date=1325553728]
Here's the only thing I take out of this conversation: You people care about the smell of the condom? You're about to have sex, and its about to smell like sex, the fuck would that even cross your mind.

Because it is not a sexy smell.
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Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

(01-02-2012, 11:00 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3603.msg235419#msg235419 date=1325555553]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg235411#msg235411 date=1325553728]
Here's the only thing I take out of this conversation: You people care about the smell of the condom? You're about to have sex, and its about to smell like sex, the fuck would that even cross your mind.

Because it is not a sexy smell.
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Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.
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You're definitely going to win this, Vlambo. Everyone will realize how foolish they are for not liking the smell of latex and will thank you for your wisdom.

(01-02-2012, 11:00 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ]Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell the girl about anal.

(01-02-2012, 11:12 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg235438#msg235438 date=1325563246]
Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell the girl about the roofie.
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(01-02-2012, 11:47 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg235443#msg235443 date=1325563962]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg235438#msg235438 date=1325563246]
Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell the girl about the cyanide.
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(01-03-2012, 12:27 AM)versus link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=matter11 link=topic=3603.msg235445#msg235445 date=1325566037]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg235443#msg235443 date=1325563962]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg235438#msg235438 date=1325563246]
Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell the girl about the romance in the relationship.
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Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell the girl about the... wait, what girl?
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(01-03-2012, 01:56 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3603.msg235452#msg235452 date=1325571845]
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Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell myself when i realize i'm alone
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(01-03-2012, 03:43 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Didzo link=topic=3603.msg235453#msg235453 date=1325573798]
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[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg235438#msg235438 date=1325563246]
Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell myself when i realize i've been dead all along
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Nope. It smells fucking awful, like someone has perhaps been rubbing an eraser too hard.

Sure, it isn't enough for me to not have sex, but it's enough to be a slight mood killer. Scent is important.

(01-02-2012, 05:40 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Didzo link=topic=3603.msg235383#msg235383 date=1325541494]
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btw everyone trojans bareskin condoms are actually really fucking good


latex smell just ruins the mood for me and this stuff wasn't noticeable at all. no nasty ass lube either.

Yeah, those are decent. I've been using Lifestyle Thyns lately, they're also quite nice. But I don't have the same aversion to latex smell and/or lube.
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Dtrain's method of birth control: Pulling out and rhythm method. If I create a child? Meh, I'm married so it's all good.
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My bro-in-law and his wife use those methods. They are on their 4th kid.
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Now imagine how many kids they would've had if they didn't use this method.


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why are your women not on the pill? I know some women can't use it because of crossing meds and I don't actually know how expensive they are but girls I know who don't even hook up with people take the pill just to "help" with periods. Idk if that meant frequency, emotions, or for-lack-of-a-better-term "flow strength". but that seems like it should all be in the interest of the woman's significant other.
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Wife isn't on it because it kills her sex drive, which I guess is a form of BC in and of itself. But since were married, it's not a big deal if she gets pregnant. So thus, no BC really needed.

I will be on transitional leave this time next week! 

(01-03-2012, 07:23 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]Nope. It smells fucking awful, like someone has perhaps been rubbing an eraser too hard.

Sure, it isn't enough for me to not have sex, but it's enough to be a slight mood killer. Scent is important.

Something I forgot: fuck condoms, sex is WAY better without them. Not as safe for some, but being in a monogamous relationship for almost nine years has many, many perks.

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Give it like 2 minutes, you won't notice it.

that's what i tell myself when I wonder if I am the only one who thinks rape jokes are as wrong as lynching jokes. With or without a latex smell. [/quote]

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hey my joke was just murder ok

(01-03-2012, 03:54 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3603.msg235465#msg235465 date=1325593419]
Nope. It smells fucking awful, like someone has perhaps been rubbing an eraser too hard.

Sure, it isn't enough for me to not have sex, but it's enough to be a slight mood killer. Scent is important.

Something I forgot: fuck condoms, sex is WAY better without them. Not as safe for some, but being in a monogamous relationship for almost nine years has many, many perks.
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I agree, but these weren't that bad.

I finally got to go skiing today with a friend.
But because of the warm temperatures, the slopes were icy and I managed to land on an icy patch after hitting a bump. Yard sale everywhere and I am developing a 3 inch circular bruise.

ouch

The Bears General Manager and Offensive Coordinator were shown the door today.  

Also, gun parts started showing up today.