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(02-23-2012, 12:22 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]That reminds me, i need to take pictures of my new skeleton pocket watch. It's laser engraved with the pattern from The Doctor's pocket watch, it's pretty boss.

TTIWWP

edit2: nvm
(02-25-2012, 05:21 AM)Stein link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3603.msg239666#msg239666 date=1329974530]
That reminds me, i need to take pictures of my new skeleton pocket watch. It's laser engraved with the pattern from The Doctor's pocket watch, it's pretty boss.

TTIWWP

edit: cute girl I like but don't know so well who sorta bailed on an informal group dinner thing tonight is going to hang out with me and a few mutual friends tomorrow night Smile.
[/quote]I mentioned I wanted a silver-colored skeleton watch in passing last year sometime, and she knows I like Doctor Who, so she found this online then got a local jeweler to laser engrave it. It's not canon, but who cares it's awesome. Front looks like the watch The Doctor used to hide his identity, back is The Doctor's name in Gallifreyan, and the inside is a skeleton watch (obviously). Also, it's stainless-plated brass, apparently, so I don't feel bad about it being hideously expensive + it looks cool as hell with the deeper engraving he did on the front of it. Apparently it made the jeweler's month, he usually only ends up doing initials and anniversary dates.

[Image: 20120225doctorwatch_front.jpg]
[Image: 20120225doctorwatch_back.jpg]
[Image: 20120225doctorwatch_inside.jpg]
(02-25-2012, 03:13 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Stein link=topic=3603.msg239784#msg239784 date=1330165291]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3603.msg239666#msg239666 date=1329974530]
That reminds me, i need to take pictures of my new skeleton pocket watch. It's laser engraved with the pattern from The Doctor's pocket watch, it's pretty boss.

TTIWWP

edit: cute girl I like but don't know so well who sorta bailed on an informal group dinner thing tonight is going to hang out with me and a few mutual friends tomorrow night Smile.
[/quote]I mentioned I wanted a silver-colored skeleton watch in passing last year sometime, and she knows I like Doctor Who, so she found this online then got a local jeweler to laser engrave it. It's not canon, but who cares it's awesome. Front looks like the watch The Doctor used to hide his identity, back is The Doctor's name in Gallifreyan, and the inside is a skeleton watch (obviously). Also, it's stainless-plated brass, apparently, so I don't feel bad about it being hideously expensive + it looks cool as hell with the deeper engraving he did on the front of it. Apparently it made the jeweler's month, he usually only ends up doing initials and anniversary dates.

[Image: 20120225doctorwatch_front.jpg]
[Image: 20120225doctorwatch_back.jpg]
[Image: 20120225doctorwatch_inside.jpg]
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That is incredibly amazing. You'll have to tell me which jeweler so when I have something awesome to engrave, I can use him.
(02-25-2012, 03:45 PM)ZargonX link Wrote: [ -> ]That is incredibly amazing. You'll have to tell me which jeweler so when I have something awesome to engrave, I can use him.
The guy that did it was Evan from Smyth Jewelers on York road up near me in Timonium.
That's even cooler than my dad's star-trek pocket-watch...



Do waaaaant.
http://blog.flickr.net/en/2012/02/24/mes...-skylines/

As a lover of all things skyline, the Flickr blog makes me a bit happier.
Got digits, didn't even have to call her a cunt.  8)
(02-26-2012, 02:03 AM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ]Got digits, didn't even have to call her a cunt.  8)

Now that's what I wanna see!
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[quote author=Kor link=topic=3603.msg239831#msg239831 date=1330239804]
Got digits, didn't even have to call her a cunt.  8)

Now that's what I wanna see!
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I wanna see a kor junior born to be the sworn rival of vandam junior.
Chicks love my diction.
(02-26-2012, 04:43 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ]Chicks love my diction.
Cunning linguist.
Shit nevermind, Greatbacon's original joke clicked and is about ten times funnier than mine was.
(02-26-2012, 04:52 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3603.msg239848#msg239848 date=1330292638]
Chicks love my diction.
Cunning linguist.
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I bet his is quite the master debater.
Quote: Merc link=topic=3603.msg239861#msg239861 date=1330319281]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3603.msg239849#msg239849 date=1330293120]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3603.msg239848#msg239848 date=1330292638]
Chicks love my diction.
Cunning linguist.
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I bet his is quite the master debater.
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The Price is Right losing horn
Indeed it is the best speech ever. I wonder of Chaplin realized how powerful his words would be, even now.
I can't get a job at McDonnald's but apparently the same email address that's trying to sell me 30 1 gram pills of Viagra wants to train Ekarus Ryndren (The email actually used that name, not my real one) as a police officer...

Apparently someone's looking for a new porn star... God are they looking in the wrong direction

Oh well, made me laugh.
(02-28-2012, 12:37 PM)Ekarus Ryndren link Wrote: [ -> ]Apparently someone's looking for a new porn star... God are they looking in the wrong direction

Pornstars make good money man. If they do porn with pterodactyls NSFW THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS then they could start hitting your niche market
(02-28-2012, 01:11 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ekarus Ryndren link=topic=3603.msg239958#msg239958 date=1330450666]
Apparently someone's looking for a new porn star... God are they looking in the wrong direction

Pornstars make good money man. If they do porn with pterodactyls NSFW THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS then they could start hitting your niche market
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Male Pornstars usually start in the Gay Porn market. You will make 5K for 30 minutes of getting rammed in the ass.

To be in the straight market, you need to be atleast 8 inches long, Last atleast 88 minutes, and live in the 888 Area Code (San fErnando Valley) It's called the 888 rule.
(02-28-2012, 01:15 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=matter11 link=topic=3603.msg239961#msg239961 date=1330452692]
[quote author=Ekarus Ryndren link=topic=3603.msg239958#msg239958 date=1330450666]
Apparently someone's looking for a new porn star... God are they looking in the wrong direction

Pornstars make good money man. If they do porn with pterodactyls NSFW THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS then they could start hitting your niche market
[/quote]

Male Pornstars usually start in the Gay Porn market. You will make 5K for 30 minutes of getting rammed in the ass.

To be in the straight market, you need to be atleast 8 inches long, Last atleast 88 minutes, and live in the 888 Area Code (San fErnando Valley) It's called the 888 rule.
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Sounds like you've done some research.
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