Why do you drive around with a scanner?
In other news, I will be holding the on call phone during the G8/G20.
Please, no one blow stuff up between 10 pm and 11 am, I like my sleep on the weekend.
So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.
(06-23-2010, 08:08 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ]I take my glasses off inside my helmet.
How fast were you extreme fishing?
Or were you dropping explosives in a lake from a helicopter?
Mini Nukes with sling shots
(06-23-2010, 08:08 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ]So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.
Goddamn, learn to be a fucking consumer. Bring them back to the shop and bitch, if they're less than a year old they'll probably fix/replace them. Why do I always have to be the voice of reason around here? Do they not have product warranties in Canadia?
(06-23-2010, 08:08 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ]So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.
Screw probably came out. Just get another screw, and screw it in.
(06-23-2010, 05:52 PM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg160191#msg160191 date=1277333506]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160190#msg160190 date=1277333456]
I left my marker lights on in my car @ lunch break by mistake cause I really really wanted to eat my pizza, and @ the end of the day when I get out of work, the AAA driver hooked her jumper pack up to my car wrong and blew up the following electronics:
PRO-106 39,000-Channel Digital Handheld Scanner - $400
Valentine One Radar Detector - $400
Kenwood KDC-MP345U Head Unit - $~170
!@#$
Now I have to deal with all sorts of nice bullshit.
Not exactly heartbreaking, but still had to poast it.
This is why women belong in the kitchen.
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It's not even a BMW either. I could understand hooking it up backwards if it were a BMW, but it's not, it's a fucking Honda Civic.
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It's damn near impossible to do it on a BMW. The battery itself is in the truck of the car on most models. When you pop the hood though, there's a giant terminal under a cap with a huge plus sign on it.
(06-23-2010, 08:48 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ]Mini Nukes with sling shots
have fun with that on-call shift, HeK.Â
(06-23-2010, 08:58 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg160216#msg160216 date=1277341703]
So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.
Goddamn, learn to be a fucking consumer. Bring them back to the shop and bitch, if they're less than a year old they'll probably fix/replace them. Why do I always have to be the voice of reason around here? Do they not have product warranties in Canadia?
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bend
That is the plan tomorrow. I'm oping the warranty was a year long, if not you'll probably hear me yelling. Also Didzo, the arm has literally cracked off the frame.
(06-23-2010, 08:48 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ]Mini Nukes with sling shots
[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGNdfBjhGQ[/flash]
(06-23-2010, 09:01 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160192#msg160192 date=1277333570]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg160191#msg160191 date=1277333506]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160190#msg160190 date=1277333456]
I left my marker lights on in my car @ lunch break by mistake cause I really really wanted to eat my pizza, and @ the end of the day when I get out of work, the AAA driver hooked her jumper pack up to my car wrong and blew up the following electronics:
PRO-106 39,000-Channel Digital Handheld Scanner - $400
Valentine One Radar Detector - $400
Kenwood KDC-MP345U Head Unit - $~170
!@#$
Now I have to deal with all sorts of nice bullshit.
Not exactly heartbreaking, but still had to poast it.
This is why women belong in the kitchen.
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It's not even a BMW either. I could understand hooking it up backwards if it were a BMW, but it's not, it's a fucking Honda Civic.
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It's damn near impossible to do it on a BMW. The battery itself is in the truck of the car on most models. When you pop the hood though, there's a giant terminal under a cap with a huge plus sign on it.
[/quote]Maybe she was red/black colorblind.
Also, bitch to AAA and the towing company and see if you can get something out of them. Double check that the shit she made you sign to jump your car didn't include a liability waiver.
(06-23-2010, 09:11 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg160224#msg160224 date=1277344717]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg160216#msg160216 date=1277341703]
So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.
Goddamn, learn to be a fucking consumer. Bring them back to the shop and bitch, if they're less than a year old they'll probably fix/replace them. Why do I always have to be the voice of reason around here? Do they not have product warranties in Canadia?
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bend
That is the plan tomorrow. I'm oping the warranty was a year long, if not you'll probably hear me yelling. Also Didzo, the arm has literally cracked off the frame.
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Man, average warranty on glasses is 3 years.
I've broken this 6 month old pair twice already.
(06-23-2010, 09:01 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160192#msg160192 date=1277333570]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg160191#msg160191 date=1277333506]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160190#msg160190 date=1277333456]
I left my marker lights on in my car @ lunch break by mistake cause I really really wanted to eat my pizza, and @ the end of the day when I get out of work, the AAA driver hooked her jumper pack up to my car wrong and blew up the following electronics:
PRO-106 39,000-Channel Digital Handheld Scanner - $400
Valentine One Radar Detector - $400
Kenwood KDC-MP345U Head Unit - $~170
!@#$
Now I have to deal with all sorts of nice bullshit.
Not exactly heartbreaking, but still had to poast it.
This is why women belong in the kitchen.
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It's not even a BMW either. I could understand hooking it up backwards if it were a BMW, but it's not, it's a fucking Honda Civic.
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It's damn near impossible to do it on a BMW. The battery itself is in the truck of the car on most models. When you pop the hood though, there's a giant terminal under a cap with a huge plus sign on it.
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I was referring to the red = negative black = positive part of BMW's awesome battery wiring scheme, and I know the battery is under the trunk =p
(06-23-2010, 06:04 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]Why do you drive around with a scanner?
Well, I got it originally when I had a very great need to avoid police encounters, now it's just nice to be able to listen to what's going on. That and I've helped locate a few cars with bolo's out on them simply because I knew there was a bolo out and I happened to be in the right place @ the right time.Â
Co-worker said, "look outside - it's gonna rain soon. I'm leaving early to beat the rain. "
I look at the sky, turning black, and say, " good idea. I should go too to get to the train station before it hits. "
I make it one block before the wind hits.
At two blocks, the wind hits.
At three, hail the size of life savers hit.
I wind up getting soaked, completely and utterly. Wrong day to wear linen pants, if you knowwhattimean.
Top it off, the storm took out all trains out of the city going south.
So, I'm sitting in a bar, soaked down to my undies, which are visible, drinking Jameson shots with guinness chasers, waiting for my soon-to-be-ex to pick me up. I'm on the iPad though, testing cducks theory that it might be able to pull poon.
id come pick you up if i could man
(06-24-2010, 04:02 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]Co-worker said, "look outside - it's gonna rain soon. I'm leaving early to beat the rain. "
I look at the sky, turning black, and say, " good idea. I should go too to get to the train station before it hits. "
I make it one block before the wind hits.
At two blocks, the wind hits.
At three, hail the size of life savers hit.
I wind up getting soaked, completely and utterly. Wrong day to wear linen pants, if you knowwhattimean.
Top it off, the storm took out all trains out of the city going south.
So, I'm sitting in a bar, soaked down to my undies, which are visible, drinking Jameson shots with guinness chasers, waiting for my soon-to-be-ex to pick me up. I'm on the iPad though, testing cducks theory that it might be able to pull poon.
If it doesn't, maybe your visible boxers will.
As I started reading your last line, I was going to ask if you were on your iPad.
Probably going to storm here too, although that should be in the opposite thread.
So, I think I can manage to express myself through my raging feeling of "GOD DAMN."
I'm in the middle of an interview for a job that's going to be 20K more than active duty pay... BOOM, BOOM BOOM.Â
No, shit wasn't exploding, that was the thunder.Â
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
That was shit exploding. And the facility goes dark. People are running around, buildings being evac'd. My interview is Done. I'm waiting for them to call me to tell me when we can reschedule.Â
(06-24-2010, 06:30 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg160416#msg160416 date=1277421407]
So, I think I can manage to express myself through my raging feeling of "GOD DAMN."
I'm in the middle of an interview for a job that's going to be 20K more than active duty pay... BOOM, BOOM BOOM. Â
No, shit wasn't exploding, that was the thunder.Â
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
That was shit exploding. And the facility goes dark. People are running around, buildings being evac'd. My interview is Done. I'm waiting for them to call me to tell me when we can reschedule. Â
Divine intervention?
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I just made one of those jokes on facebook. Irregardless; Fuck Yo Couch. This jobs pays a shit ton and I needs it.Â