Be Right Back, Uninstalling

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There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

Sometimes when I wake up I need to clean my hair, because parts of it get stuck together.

By spiders.

(07-26-2011, 12:07 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

aerosol+lighter

or if you're feeling a bit more tame any cleaner that is caustic or a severe irritant should kill it a few moments after it gets sprayed.

(07-26-2011, 12:07 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

Wait until it leaps at you, then crowbar it in its toothy vagina.

That's how I deal with headcrabs in Half-Life, anyway.

(07-26-2011, 12:07 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

She says Hi.

(07-26-2011, 12:07 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

(07-26-2011, 01:51 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg216494#msg216494 date=1311700044]
There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

She says Hi.
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JFC OH GOD ITS SO AWESOME

Train it to become the most dangerous canadian spider.

(07-26-2011, 01:51 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg216494#msg216494 date=1311700044]
There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

She says Hi.
[/quote]

CROW: Touch it's eyes!

(07-26-2011, 01:51 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg216494#msg216494 date=1311700044]
There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

She says Hi.
[/quote]

Just DR and sneak up on it duh

I wonder what types of spiders/creepycrawlies crow has to deal with.

(07-26-2011, 12:07 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

[Image: m1241560_99060104134_WarpSpider3main_873x627.jpg]

(07-26-2011, 12:26 AM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg216461#msg216461 date=1311651791]
Getting ready for bed, lights are off, headphones on, reading forums at my computer, in my bedroom when...

a larger than normal spider floats down in front of my screen.

I move slightly to the right, but somehow his web is attached to my head. When I pull back away from my desk he goes flying somewhere. By the time I go to turn on the lights, I can't find him. Now I'm imagining little bugsÂ crawling up my legs every couple of seconds. I have a lot of leg hair so I imagine a lot of bugs.

Now I can't go to bed.

I know the worst that will happen is a few spider bites in the morning, but still.

spider bites can be pretty awful.
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I barely slept, kept waking up feeling bugs crawling on me. Common spots include in my hair, behind my knees, all over my god darned hairy legs. Thank god for coffee...

Today's FML: Upgraded an old refurbished dell we have (that I sniped the SATA hard drive from to finish my brother's Sandybridge computer) with new thermalpaste and an FX550.

Turns out the ubuntu 11.04 alt installer is too stupid to install it to a 4GB drive, as it makes the boot partition huge and doesn't leave enough room for the operating system... I figured out that if I partitioned it myself, skimping on /boot and /swap, it would work.

Well, finished cleaning and hiding cables, and it turns out I don't have any more DVI-VGA adapters...

So my media center build has come to a stand still. Damn it.

(07-26-2011, 03:43 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg216512#msg216512 date=1311706261]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg216494#msg216494 date=1311700044]
There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

She says Hi.
[/quote]

CROW: Touch it's eyes!
[/quote]

I don't have photoshop here, so I'll have to use the ole' standby... rehosted since HeK Adblocked it last time
[Image: 7HhRq.jpg]

hl2.exe has stopped workingÂ :'(

(07-26-2011, 04:11 PM)Mission Difficult link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg216494#msg216494 date=1311700044]
There is a jumping spider in my house.

It can move so fast it appears to warp around...

That is all.

[/quote]FUCK YES

Minor fml, but we started doing lots of leg exercises yesterday, so it pretty much hurts to walk.Â :-\

Ugh

Doctor has no idea what's wrong with me, waiting for a specialist to call. In the mean time, shit's getting worse and I'm freaking the fuck out.

friend did not show to planned breakfast.... that she invited me to?

have not been able to communicate with her all of today.Â it doesnt really bother me that she didnt come but i got up at 8am which is early as shit in the middle of the summer.Â coulda slept.Â bitches aint nothin but hoes n tricks.

(07-27-2011, 06:21 PM)geoff link Wrote: [ -> ]8am is early as shit in the middle of the summer.Â bitches aint nothin but hoes n tricks.

My wife's parents are staying at my house tonight

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