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(04-16-2010, 11:21 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
(04-16-2010, 12:33 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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(04-16-2010, 12:36 PM)Trick_ link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg147314#msg147314 date=1271439198]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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Fingers crossed, knock on wood and all of that shit.
(04-16-2010, 12:46 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Trick_ link=topic=3709.msg147315#msg147315 date=1271439399]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg147314#msg147314 date=1271439198]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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Fingers crossed, knock on wood and all of that shit.
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I'm pulling for you, need another drinking buddy
(04-16-2010, 02:08 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147316#msg147316 date=1271440017]
[quote author=Trick_ link=topic=3709.msg147315#msg147315 date=1271439399]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg147314#msg147314 date=1271439198]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg147312#msg147312 date=1271434912]
Talked to my wife and she said fuck it just accept whether we can visit or not. So that pushes my drop dead date back a bit.

UofC
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Fingers crossed, knock on wood and all of that shit.
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I'm pulling for you, need another drinking buddy
[/quote]+Black Friday, I travel all the way back to Chicago for that shite
It's been hours since my flight landed and I still cannot hear.

Fucking cold.
Eat some cookies or chew some gum.
So, I left at 2, literally "CLASS DISMISSED" equaled  "DUECES!".  Pull up at the lakehouse at 1145, is anyone awake?  fuck no.  I keep getting sunshine blown up my ass about how important family support is for the military- my family sucks at this.
I slept in a bed that i puked all over myself in on friday.
did you clean it up or big daddy it with newspaper?
Part 1: I finally got enough metal to craft a hat, and I got a duplicate.

Part 2: My Xbox, which I just got two months ago to replace my broken one, is now broken. At least this time it's the E74 error, so I don't have to pay anything to get it fixed.
yeah K2 i got enough metal to craft a hat and i got the fucking mirror, which was my first hat drop a long time ago

fuck medic hats
2 hats you don't want = one other random hat
i recrafted the first one as soon as i could, and i don't really wanna recraft my football helmet
(04-18-2010, 11:38 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]i recrafted the first one as soon as i could, and i don't really wanna recraft my football helmet
then...don't. Not difficult.
wake up in the mornin' feelin kinda shitty
(hey get up dude)
get my pants im out the door im gonna earn some money
(gotta go)
before i leave brush my teeth
cuz once i leave for work i aint coming back for 8 hours

oh wait its 1 am

fuck

Duck, Duck, Goose

I just spent the last 6 hours of my life being baked and using Chatroulette.

I have no more faith in the human race.
Two more days of hell on Earth (60-70 hr weeks) for me then I get to go home.

(04-19-2010, 05:51 AM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: [ -> ]I just spent the last 6 hours of my life being baked and using Chatroulette.

I have no more faith in the human race.
I blame you.
It's Monday
(04-19-2010, 05:51 AM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: [ -> ]I just spent the last 6 hours of my life being baked and using Chatroulette.

I have no more faith in the human race.

How many dongs per hour did you average?
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