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(08-19-2010, 09:35 AM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg169902#msg169902 date=1282182197]
[quote author=Nitrous Oxide link=topic=3709.msg169889#msg169889 date=1282174002]
Uh... I was at a skatepark for 5 hours... I think someone jacked my weed.

Not really fml... but kind of... like losing $10.
um why would you go to a skatepark for 5 HOURS and bring your weed


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You've never been to a skatepark, have you? :p
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yeah i was kinda thinking, who would go to a skatepark for five hours that wouldn't bring their weed
Girlfriend broke up with me.
I only found this out after seeing her listed as single on Facebook.
Eh, she was a bitch anyways.
AIR CONDITIONING IS OUT AGAIN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

rumsfald

(08-19-2010, 07:49 PM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]AIR CONDITIONING IS OUT AGAIN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I haven't had A/C since I moved out July 1.
(08-19-2010, 08:09 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg170140#msg170140 date=1282265397]
AIR CONDITIONING IS OUT AGAIN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I haven't had A/C since I moved out July 1.
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You don't live in the Arizona valley. It's practically a necessity this time of year.
(08-19-2010, 07:24 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [ -> ]Girlfriend broke up with me.
I only found this out after seeing her listed as single on Facebook.
Eh, she was a bitch anyways.

What a lame way to do it.

This is one reason why I don't ever display my relationship statuses on facebook because it retarded
(08-19-2010, 07:24 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [ -> ]Girlfriend broke up with me.
I only found this out after seeing her listed as single on Facebook.
Eh, she was a bitch anyways.
you should let her know you've been making out with her sister the whole time, by posting photos of it, on facebook.
(08-19-2010, 09:53 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg170115#msg170115 date=1282263847]
Girlfriend broke up with me.
I only found this out after seeing her listed as single on Facebook.
Eh, she was a bitch anyways.
you should let her know you've been making out with her sister the whole time, by posting photos of it, on facebook.
[/quote]I would, but her sister is kind of ugly, and has a really cool bf. I was at their house a few weeks ago and he brought over Toy Story 3.
(08-19-2010, 09:57 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg170172#msg170172 date=1282272781]
[quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg170115#msg170115 date=1282263847]
Girlfriend broke up with me.
I only found this out after seeing her listed as single on Facebook.
Eh, she was a bitch anyways.
you should let her know you've been making out with her sister the whole time, by posting photos of it, on facebook.
[/quote]I would, but her sister is kind of ugly, and has a really cool bf. I was at their house a few weeks ago and he brought over Toy Story 3.
[/quote]bonus point if she's ugly, double bonus if they're pics of you making out with both the sister and the bf
Sorry to point this up, but your attitude is like

[Image: not-a-single-fuck.jpg]

Which is awesome



PS: Bonus points if you answer her status change with that pic
(08-19-2010, 07:24 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [ -> ]Girlfriend broke up with me.
I only found this out after seeing her listed as single on Facebook.
Eh, she was a bitch anyways.
This is why I hate people. We're so fucking douche-y and completely devoid of self-awareness, but I'll end this before I go off on a tangent.

I'm glad your not taking it hard. People who do this shit ain't worth it.
Been having attacks, getting over a bad one now and waiting to see the asthma/allergist. I may be having asthma attacks. Not fun at all.
(08-20-2010, 08:32 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Been having attacks, getting over a bad one now and waiting to see the asthma/allergist. I may be having asthma attacks. Not fun at all.

Wooo I'm an idiot. Apparently I have very mild asthma thanks to this bad allergy season, but since I'm under stress and not used to it whenever I get a little reaction I start thinking I can't breath and then hyperventilate. I feel kinda like an idiot right now.

Duck, Duck, Goose

(08-20-2010, 12:03 AM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ]Sorry to point this up, but your attitude is like

[Image: not-a-single-fuck.jpg]

Which is awesome



PS: Bonus points if you answer her status change with that pic
Ahahaha that pic is fucking awesome.
(08-20-2010, 10:33 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg170243#msg170243 date=1282311142]
Been having attacks, getting over a bad one now and waiting to see the asthma/allergist. I may be having asthma attacks. Not fun at all.

Wooo I'm an idiot. Apparently I have very mild asthma thanks to this bad allergy season, but since I'm under stress and not used to it whenever I get a little reaction I start thinking I can't breath and then hyperventilate. I feel kinda like an idiot right now.
[/quote]<3, happens to me too. I have two emergency inhalers, and freak out when I can't find them which makes my asthma worse. I never had to take meds when I was little for it though, luckily.
ITT: Genetically Inferior Girly Men
(08-20-2010, 01:38 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg170256#msg170256 date=1282318423]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg170243#msg170243 date=1282311142]
Been having attacks, getting over a bad one now and waiting to see the asthma/allergist. I may be having asthma attacks. Not fun at all.

Wooo I'm an idiot. Apparently I have very mild asthma thanks to this bad allergy season, but since I'm under stress and not used to it whenever I get a little reaction I start thinking I can't breath and then hyperventilate. I feel kinda like an idiot right now.
[/quote]<3, happens to me too. I have two emergency inhalers, and freak out when I can't find them which makes my asthma worse. I never had to take meds when I was little for it though, luckily.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was a little embarrassed when I found out I could actually breath fine and was hyperventilating. I'm glad I only have mild asthma, I couldn't imagine if I had it for real. I am really glad I'm starting Taiji next week though, should help me relax and do some really good breathing exercises. Also learn to kick ass slowly.
Lost a good amount of data when Vista, as a final "fuck you" decided not to properly copy them  >Sad
(08-20-2010, 02:07 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg170276#msg170276 date=1282329510]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg170256#msg170256 date=1282318423]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg170243#msg170243 date=1282311142]
Been having attacks, getting over a bad one now and waiting to see the asthma/allergist. I may be having asthma attacks. Not fun at all.

Wooo I'm an idiot. Apparently I have very mild asthma thanks to this bad allergy season, but since I'm under stress and not used to it whenever I get a little reaction I start thinking I can't breath and then hyperventilate. I feel kinda like an idiot right now.
[/quote]<3, happens to me too. I have two emergency inhalers, and freak out when I can't find them which makes my asthma worse. I never had to take meds when I was little for it though, luckily.
[/quote]

I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was a little embarrassed when I found out I could actually breath fine and was hyperventilating. I'm glad I only have mild asthma, I couldn't imagine if I had it for real. I am really glad I'm starting Taiji next week though, should help me relax and do some really good breathing exercises. Also learn to kick ass slowly.
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I took an inhaler everyday when I was young, in highschool I manned the fuck up and ran cross country and track without it.  Now I'm in the army and CS gas is like peppermint.  Your body is not weak, your mind is weak!   
FUCK YOU SUMMER COLDS
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