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(02-14-2011, 02:09 PM)If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg196474#msg196474 date=1297708355]
In class and teacher asks us to ready pen/pencil and paper for notes, I look through my whole bag not finding a pen or pencil so I ask like 3 kids next to me if i can borrow a pen/pencil and none of them have a extra, I ask a fourth kid if he has a spare and he looks at me then at his see through pencil carrier( which i can see clearly) and then he looks at me again and says no as if I didn't see the bag full of fucking pencils and says casually "Naw sorry".

5 minutes later my teacher bitches at me for not being ready for class.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

You deserve it.

Hell, I give pencils away for free, because they never give them back.

So, now you know how the pencil guy feels.
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I planned on giving it back thank you very much, try not to make mother fucking assumptions about people before you bloody know them, thats why i hate people, people are such god damned douches and i am sick of it. I make a joke about 9/11 being a consiracy and in a kidding tone and this dude gets all fucking butthurt and went all" OH MY UNCLE DIED IN 9/11"...FIRST OFF I WAS KIDDING SECOND OFF BOO FUCKING WHO DEATH HAPPENS FUCKING DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON.
hahahahaha my uncle died in a terrorist attack hahahahaha
you should've yelled "SO DID MY PARENTS" and stared him down.

like a boss.
(02-16-2011, 01:46 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]hahahahaha my uncle died in a terrorist attack hahahahaha
I didnt make fun of him or his uncle i made the whole south park joke where i kid that it was all a consperacy.

edit:let me clarify, I am somewhat insensitive to death compared to most people and i only said those things above when i was kind of influenced by rage, but my point was that i was not making fun of the deaths or anything at all in fact yeah it does suck that that happened, i would never wanna die like that but..nothing about the war or fatalities did i joke about and he freakin went off on me. Most of this frustration is i am sick of dicks because i take insults seriously.
I still wouldn't recommend making jokes like that in public, it's kind of a touchy subject....I'm not sure how old you are, but try and reconsider your words before you speak them.
(02-16-2011, 01:46 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [ -> ]I planned on giving it back thank you very much, try not to make mother fucking assumptions about people before you bloody know them, thats why i hate people, people are such god damned douches and i am sick of it. I make a joke about 9/11 being a consiracy and in a kidding tone and this dude gets all fucking butthurt and went all" OH MY UNCLE DIED IN 9/11"...FIRST OFF I WAS KIDDING SECOND OFF BOO FUCKING WHO DEATH HAPPENS FUCKING DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON.

I'll point out that you go from complaining about assumptions to making one about another's sense of humour in the same paragraph.

Careful there, your soapbox looks a little shaky.
(02-16-2011, 02:08 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [ -> ]I still wouldn't recommend making jokes like that in public, it's kind of a touchy subject....I'm not sure how old you are, but try and reconsider your words before you speak them.
18 and yeah i am still learning that...i just hate how it is ok to joke about rape aids killing and even the hollacaust but when it is something that involves you or someone you know it makes it not ok.

if you are offended by that how bout you dont make all the kinds of jokes and more i listed above and not be a fuckin hypocrite.


ok...I am done with my bit of rage.
It is pointless to go on and on about it.
(02-16-2011, 02:16 PM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg196790#msg196790 date=1297881963]
I planned on giving it back thank you very much, try not to make mother fucking assumptions about people before you bloody know them, thats why i hate people, people are such god damned douches and i am sick of it. I make a joke about 9/11 being a consiracy and in a kidding tone and this dude gets all fucking butthurt and went all" OH MY UNCLE DIED IN 9/11"...FIRST OFF I WAS KIDDING SECOND OFF BOO FUCKING WHO DEATH HAPPENS FUCKING DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON.

I'll point out that you go from complaining about assumptions to making one about another's sense of humour in the same paragraph.

Careful there, your soapbox looks a little shaky.
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Was not thinking clearly when i typed that. not a good reason but...yeah.
(02-16-2011, 02:08 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [ -> ]I still wouldn't recommend making jokes like that in public, it's kind of a touchy subject....I'm not sure how old you are, but try and reconsider your words before you speak them.


most obvious solution:  make terrible insensitive jokes and dont give a fuck about what people think

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(02-16-2011, 02:18 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg196796#msg196796 date=1297883324]
I still wouldn't recommend making jokes like that in public, it's kind of a touchy subject....I'm not sure how old you are, but try and reconsider your words before you speak them.
18 and yeah i am still learning that...i just hate how it is ok to joke about rape aids killing and even the hollacaust but when it is something that involves you or someone you know it makes it not ok.

if you are offended by that how bout you dont make all the kinds of jokes and more i listed above and not be a fuckin hypocrite.


ok...I am done with my bit of rage.
It is pointless to go on and on about it.
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All insensitive jokes can really hurt someone, not that you shouldn't make them but you should realize that chances are you will deal with someone getting hurt by one eventually. It's just like any other risky activity.
how the fuck does this go from a pencil to someones uncle dying in 9/11
(02-16-2011, 05:31 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]how the fuck does this go from a pencil to someones uncle dying in 9/11
..... I tend to have that  effect on conversations
Missed one of the prerequisite courses due to arbitrary sentence structure and punctuation on the course manual.

BRB waiting a year to take the class I want.
(02-16-2011, 04:44 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]All insensitive jokes can really hurt someone, not that you shouldn't make them but you should realize that chances are you will deal with someone getting hurt by one eventually. It's just like any other risky activity.

Like masturbating without a helmet.
Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg196852#msg196852 date=1297910979]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg196816#msg196816 date=1297892686]
All insensitive jokes can really hurt someone, not that you shouldn't make them but you should realize that chances are you will deal with someone getting hurt by one eventually. It's just like any other risky activity.

Like masturbating without a helmet.
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Depends on the helmet. Motorcycle or bicycle?
(02-17-2011, 11:41 AM)If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg196852#msg196852 date=1297910979]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg196816#msg196816 date=1297892686]
All insensitive jokes can really hurt someone, not that you shouldn't make them but you should realize that chances are you will deal with someone getting hurt by one eventually. It's just like any other risky activity.

Like masturbating without a helmet.
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Depends on the helmet. Motorcycle or bicycle?
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Football.



And to clarify a little for Coelit, personally, I don't make any jokes that I find would offend anyone...if I crack a joke at a party or something, it's usually at MY expense! That way the only person you could offend is you, and even then, laugh at yourself! Nobody's perfect!

PS. Personally, I don't respect anyone who makes jokes about rape....it's a horrible, dehumanizing thing and it'd make you a sick freak for finding anything related to it funny....but that's just my opinion...
(02-15-2011, 04:29 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=2632.msg196551#msg196551 date=1297728063]
So submitted the first wave of paperwork to get into a house with 5 other guys next year.  Things look good assuming we all pass a credit report and junk.  Probably one of the best houses in town seeing as it's like two blocks away from Old Town and literally across the street from campus.
So, the property management company we were dealing with has a first in, first dibs policy with regards to their application paperwork.  Turns out some group of four girls who looked at the house yesterday had actually submitted their paperwork back in January, before anything was even on the market.  As a result no sweet house for us. :-\
[/quote]Got shafted on another house by the same company by a matter of an hour and forty five minutes.  Fuck this shit. 
(02-17-2011, 01:24 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg196676#msg196676 date=1297805374]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=2632.msg196551#msg196551 date=1297728063]
So submitted the first wave of paperwork to get into a house with 5 other guys next year.  Things look good assuming we all pass a credit report and junk.  Probably one of the best houses in town seeing as it's like two blocks away from Old Town and literally across the street from campus.
So, the property management company we were dealing with has a first in, first dibs policy with regards to their application paperwork.  Turns out some group of four girls who looked at the house yesterday had actually submitted their paperwork back in January, before anything was even on the market.  As a result no sweet house for us. :-\
[/quote]Got shafted on another house by the same company by a matter of an hour and forty five minutes.  Fuck this shit. 
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Go to their offices, leave an upper decker
(02-17-2011, 12:02 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg196887#msg196887 date=1297960866]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg196852#msg196852 date=1297910979]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg196816#msg196816 date=1297892686]
All insensitive jokes can really hurt someone, not that you shouldn't make them but you should realize that chances are you will deal with someone getting hurt by one eventually. It's just like any other risky activity.

Like masturbating without a helmet.
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Depends on the helmet. Motorcycle or bicycle?
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Football.



And to clarify a little for Coelit, personally, I don't make any jokes that I find would offend anyone...if I crack a joke at a party or something, it's usually at MY expense! That way the only person you could offend is you, and even then, laugh at yourself! Nobody's perfect!

PS. Personally, I don't respect anyone who makes jokes about rape....it's a horrible, dehumanizing thing and it'd make you a sick freak for finding anything related to it funny....but that's just my opinion...
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well said
Getting lunch today at a local Chinese place, some fucking retard in a GMC 1500 hits me and tears my driver side front fender off like a can opener, pops my drivers side mirror off and tweaks my hood and driver's door.



Fucking fuck fuck fuck.
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