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Chemistry.




(05-11-2010, 01:02 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ]Chemistry.

Quote:Chloroform is the organic compound with formula CHCl3.
lol
train her to do all kinds of stuff i cant really think of any now but i might edit with something witty later so check back
Holy fuck chemistry.

Professor Funbucks

14+ is legal in ontario
lul
(05-11-2010, 11:37 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]I feel like I've had a full lobotomy for the past 5 years. Crossing the finish line on this chapter of my life is going to be rough.
[me=at0m]humps the side of Surf314's head![/me]
That's just because you didn't have me around to clean out your ears Wink
(05-11-2010, 05:41 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ]14+ is legal in ontario
lul
too bad you'll be too high to get any
and then when you're older and finally get off drugs, you'll be too drunk

oh this will be a fun cycle to watch
(05-11-2010, 03:10 PM)Tim link Wrote: [ -> ]train her to do all kinds of stuff i cant really think of any now but i might edit with something witty later so check back

i know a dude who drags his chick around on a leash. she also wears cat ears and whiskers, but i dont think she's a furry cuz she hasn't hooked up with the other furry here, but who knows.




smart kids are weird
(05-11-2010, 06:34 PM)Duck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Tim link=topic=3709.msg151886#msg151886 date=1273608635]
train her to do all kinds of stuff i cant really think of any now but i might edit with something witty later so check back

i know a dude who drags his chick around on a leash. she also wears cat ears and whiskers, but i dont think she's a furry cuz she hasn't hooked up with the other furry here, but who knows.




smart kids are weird
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I think that's a completely different fetish... and she's probably the one propagating it. 

rumsfald

(05-11-2010, 01:01 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]18 is age of consent in WI

You only need age of consent to fuck. You don't need age of consent to talk, get to know each other, crush, like, be friends, or fall in love.

By the time you really start to feel comfortable with her (and yourself) to fuck, she might 35 be age of consent.
just teach her that everythings in the bottom floor cabinets and you have to wear short skirts that the uniform
(05-11-2010, 06:44 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151862#msg151862 date=1273600863]
18 is age of consent in WI

You only need age of consent to fuck. You don't need age of consent to talk, get to know each other, crush, like, be friends, or fall in love.

By the time you really start to feel comfortable with her (and yourself) to fuck, she might 35 be age of consent.
[/quote]
yes, but the societal viewpoints towards that sort of relationship are influenced by legal age of consent
if i'm making any sense at all

i completely understand what you're saying
it's just that, by example, you view a 20 year old and a 16 or 17 year old that are dating. sure, they can be lawfully true and not be doing anything physical at all. but you still kinda look at it differently than you would if it were a 18 year old and a 22 year old.
(05-11-2010, 07:13 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg151922#msg151922 date=1273621449]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151862#msg151862 date=1273600863]
18 is age of consent in WI

You only need age of consent to fuck. You don't need age of consent to talk, get to know each other, crush, like, be friends, or fall in love.

By the time you really start to feel comfortable with her (and yourself) to fuck, she might 35 be age of consent.
[/quote]
yes, but the societal viewpoints towards that sort of relationship are influenced by legal age of consent
if i'm making any sense at all

i completely understand what you're saying
it's just that, by example, you view a 20 year old and a 16 or 17 year old that are dating. sure, they can be lawfully true and not be doing anything physical at all. but you still kinda look at it differently than you would if it were a 18 year old and a 22 year old.
[/quote]I can almost guarantee you that any couple of any age between 15 and 90 has something physical going on. Especially mormons and catholics.

This thread needs less dating advice and more FML.

I got yelled at by my boss for still being stuck in FL, although I did weasel my way into being allowed to leave tomorrow. Happy day.
(05-11-2010, 07:13 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg151922#msg151922 date=1273621449]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151862#msg151862 date=1273600863]
18 is age of consent in WI

You only need age of consent to fuck. You don't need age of consent to talk, get to know each other, crush, like, be friends, or fall in love.

By the time you really start to feel comfortable with her (and yourself) to fuck, she might 35 be age of consent.
[/quote]
yes, but the societal viewpoints towards that sort of relationship are influenced by legal age of consent
if i'm making any sense at all

i completely understand what you're saying
it's just that, by example, you view a 20 year old and a 16 or 17 year old that are dating. sure, they can be lawfully true and not be doing anything physical at all. but you still kinda look at it differently than you would if it were a 18 year old and a 22 year old.
[/quote]

16-17 dating 20 isn't bad, that's just like, your opinion man


plus i have seen fat balding guys get away with painting freshmen girls' stomachs and still save enough face to continue hanging around to do again year after year
txt her this




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Professor Funbucks

(05-11-2010, 06:31 PM)Dr. House link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg151913#msg151913 date=1273617710]
14+ is legal in ontario
lul
too bad you'll be too high to get any
and then when you're older and finally get off drugs, you'll be too drunk

oh this will be a fun cycle to watch
[/quote]
i'd justify myself but then i realized this was an internet forum and I DGAF
(05-11-2010, 07:24 PM)Duck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151930#msg151930 date=1273623190]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg151922#msg151922 date=1273621449]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151862#msg151862 date=1273600863]
18 is age of consent in WI

You only need age of consent to fuck. You don't need age of consent to talk, get to know each other, crush, like, be friends, or fall in love.

By the time you really start to feel comfortable with her (and yourself) to fuck, she might 35 be age of consent.
[/quote]
yes, but the societal viewpoints towards that sort of relationship are influenced by legal age of consent
if i'm making any sense at all

i completely understand what you're saying
it's just that, by example, you view a 20 year old and a 16 or 17 year old that are dating. sure, they can be lawfully true and not be doing anything physical at all. but you still kinda look at it differently than you would if it were a 18 year old and a 22 year old.
[/quote]

16-17 dating 20 isn't bad, that's just like, your opinion man


plus i have seen fat balding guys get away with painting freshmen girls' stomachs and still save enough face to continue hanging around to do again year after year
[/quote]
i know it isn't bad
i guess i just worry too much what others think at times
(05-11-2010, 06:44 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg151862#msg151862 date=1273600863]
18 is age of consent in WI

You only need age of consent to fuck. You don't need age of consent to talk, get to know each other, crush, like, be friends, or fall in love.

By the time you really start to feel comfortable with her (and yourself) to fuck, she might 35 be age of consent.
[/quote]

yes but if you end up talking to some girl below age of consent and she tells her parents you fucked when you didnt or she screams rape..

say good bye to your normal life.

rumsfald

(05-11-2010, 09:50 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [ -> ]yes but if you end up talking to some girl below age of consent and she tells her parents you fucked when you didnt or she screams rape..

Zane would be fine - his hymen is still intact.
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