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(07-29-2010, 01:18 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]can we ban pyrozombie yet
trying to bring levity.

Yucka Yucka?
(07-29-2010, 01:19 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg166712#msg166712 date=1280384302]
can we ban pyrozombie yet
trying to bring levity.

Yucka Yucka?

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Pyro, all you do is make me hate humanity a little bit more with every post you make.
(07-29-2010, 01:22 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg166713#msg166713 date=1280384344]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg166712#msg166712 date=1280384302]
can we ban pyrozombie yet
trying to bring levity.

Yucka Yucka?

[/quote]

Pyro, all you do is make me hate humanity a little bit more with every post you make.
[/quote] :-*
turtle needs to come back, he is like the nexus of our hatred

maybe dakota

but dakota doesnt post on the forums
(07-29-2010, 01:28 AM)dagrett link Wrote: [ -> ]turtle needs to come back, he is like the nexus of our hatred

maybe dakota

but dakota doesnt post on the forums

I've had a specific brand of hatred for Pyro since his computer thread.

this thread is finally getting good

[Image: O2pAK.jpg]
(07-29-2010, 12:21 AM)Black Aspen link Wrote: [ -> ]Killed a PC at DnD tonight, and now the party won't stop bitching (Especially one guy, who is new to DnD, is partly responsible for the character's death, and hasn't witnessed a PC dying before).  Ugh.  Nerd whining.

Details needed, depending on the nature of the campaign you could make some epic quest to resurrect him out of it.
(07-29-2010, 04:52 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=3709.msg166704#msg166704 date=1280380901]
Killed a PC at DnD tonight, and now the party won't stop bitching (Especially one guy, who is new to DnD, is partly responsible for the character's death, and hasn't witnessed a PC dying before).  Ugh.  Nerd whining.

Details needed, depending on the nature of the campaign you could make some epic quest to resurrect him out of it.
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Did this once when a friend's character got involved on a treason arc. In the end, the Quest Dungeon's "boss" was so fucking OverPowered when my friend saw it he thought we were fucking with him since there was no way we could defeat it and quit the group.

In the end we defeated the "boss" but revived some old man's parrot instead. He gave us some awesome fruit juice.

One of the best weekends ever

man one of my favorite parts about pnp games is there is literally no limitation on what you can do, youre not given any boundaries, and yet people still think of it as a shooter on rails. if your character dies, roll up a new one, join the group and do something to get your old character back or just take his stuff, its not like its hardcore diablo and you're booted from the game forever, deal with it nerd

run on sentences, yeah, im that hardcore, i dont need your punctuation, I GOT COMMAS
D6 Star Wars RPG > DnD
(07-29-2010, 09:32 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]D6 Star Wars RPG > DnD
This is great, but the group I played with stopped playing because people stopped showing up. At one point we ended up getting held hostage by Force Witches, and one guy tried to seduce the leader. He rolled a 1 and promptly dropped his pants.
(07-29-2010, 01:07 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ]so you killed a computer, who the hell cares, tell them to buy a new one.
Hey Kid I'm a computer
(07-29-2010, 10:05 AM)Squishy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg166738#msg166738 date=1280413938]
D6 Star Wars RPG > DnD
This is great, but the group I played with stopped playing because people stopped showing up. At one point we ended up getting held hostage by Force Witches, and one guy tried to seduce the leader. He rolled a 1 and promptly dropped his pants.
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I rolled a 1 on the wild once and ran into a door.
comparing pyro zombie to dakota is completely unfair. dakota is the man
At least you did not somehow miraculously roll a 0 when choosing gender.


Man, I still wish I had some people nearby that I knew to play DnD with. I tried signing up for the sheet at the local store and got two calls; one never called back and the second was too fucking far away to go every week.


Last time I played with Crystal and my Ex, he was the DM and we found a group of Elves. I was a half-elf I think and he gets this horrible look on his face. Roll a die, he says. So I do. He's like 'OH you're so lucky, one more point and you would have gotten raped"


WHAT A DICK

Duck, Duck, Goose

I've never played DnD.
heh, back in the day (Palladium), I'd make people roll 3 characters before starting a campaign.  As they dropped like flies they'd start picking new members up out of the blue.  Gnomes, omg, you could put a gnome character anywhere; fall through a ventilation shaft of your dungeon, discover wriggling gnome in satchel of zombie you just slew,  "You crack open the mellon, only to be greeted by not mellony goodness, but a gnome blissfully slumbering after gorging himself on your lunch"
(07-29-2010, 12:12 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]heh, back in the day (Palladium), I'd make people roll 3 characters before starting a campaign.  As they dropped like flies they'd start picking new members up out of the blue.  Gnomes, omg, you could put a gnome character anywhere; fall through a ventilation shaft of your dungeon, discover wriggling gnome in satchel of zombie you just slew,  "You crack open the mellon, only to be greeted by not mellony goodness, but a gnome blissfully slumbering after gorging himself on your lunch"

hahahaha

Vandamguy

(07-29-2010, 11:28 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]At least you did not somehow miraculously roll a 0 when choosing gender.


Man, I still wish I had some people nearby that I knew to play DnD with. I tried signing up for the sheet at the local store and got two calls; one never called back and the second was too fucking far away to go every week.


Last time I played with Crystal and my Ex, he was the DM and we found a group of Elves. I was a half-elf I think and he gets this horrible look on his face. Roll a die, he says. So I do. He's like 'OH you're so lucky, one more point and you would have gotten raped"


WHAT A DICK
That picture you drew.
A couple of the people we played SW RPG with intentionally tried to fall to the dark side.

"Ok, you just saved this innocent woman from being killed by stormtroopers"

"I take out my vibroblade and stab her then rape the stab wound"
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