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(12-09-2009, 11:04 PM)Karthmas link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg125952#msg125952 date=1260415141]
I don't know if this is right but...

1968-2009 Stuff:
Vietnam War
MLK
Nixon
Kennedy
Cold War
Lyndon B. Johnson
Pueblo Incedent
George Dubbl-yoo Bush
Iraq
Moon
Civil Rights Movement
Jimmy Carter
Tet Offensive
Viet Cong
Vietnam Hippies (win)
Other stuff


That's what i've found so far, but i lost interest

You've got 15, now just find 76 other subjects and write a paragraph about each one. Make sure to include a photo on each one. Then tell me about boredom.
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Eh, looks like you're in a bit of a pickle. You could look up all the recent acts of terrorism and do a paragraph on each of them. If that's within your limits, naturally.
The "Fuck History" thread

Professor Funbucks

http://www.futilitycloset.com/
Click "History"
Plagiarize.
lololol
Server's down I can't get work done...
I get to look forward to an hour of wall sits while holding a 45 lb weight, and then doing an hour of windsprints. Monday is going to be AWESOME.
(12-09-2009, 11:04 PM)Karthmas link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg125952#msg125952 date=1260415141]
I don't know if this is right but...

1968-2009 Stuff:
Vietnam War
MLK
Nixon
Kennedy
Cold War
Lyndon B. Johnson
Pueblo Incedent
George Dubbl-yoo Bush
Iraq
Moon
Civil Rights Movement
Jimmy Carter
Tet Offensive
Viet Cong
Vietnam Hippies (win)
Other stuff


That's what i've found so far, but i lost interest

You've got 15, now just find 76 other subjects and write a paragraph about each one. Make sure to include a photo on each one. Then tell me about boredom.
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enjoy having a 99 page essay
(12-10-2009, 04:11 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Karthmas link=topic=3709.msg125965#msg125965 date=1260417867]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg125952#msg125952 date=1260415141]
I don't know if this is right but...

1968-2009 Stuff:
Vietnam War
MLK
Nixon
Kennedy
Cold War
Lyndon B. Johnson
Pueblo Incedent
George Dubbl-yoo Bush
Iraq
Moon
Civil Rights Movement
Jimmy Carter
Tet Offensive
Viet Cong
Vietnam Hippies (win)
Other stuff


That's what i've found so far, but i lost interest

You've got 15, now just find 76 other subjects and write a paragraph about each one. Make sure to include a photo on each one. Then tell me about boredom.
[/quote]
enjoy having a 99 page essay
[/quote] Harsh
sinus infection due to swimming


tiny azn man got graped Sad
I just read the "Saw this and thought of you" thread from Dave

i'm sad Sad

rumsfald

(12-10-2009, 09:09 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ]sinus infection due to swimming

Hey kid, wanna buy some neti pot? It'll make you feel good.

Professor Funbucks

(12-10-2009, 09:09 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ]sinus infection due to swimming


tiny azn man got graped Sad

Yo man i just started going swimming twice per week just doing laps
holy fuck i forgot how hard swimming was
(12-11-2009, 08:23 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg126145#msg126145 date=1260497340]
sinus infection due to swimming


tiny azn man got graped Sad

Yo man i just started going swimming twice per week just doing laps
holy fuck i forgot how hard swimming was
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yo man i just started going swimming 6/7 days per week doing two miles every day

















get your dick up

Professor Funbucks

(12-11-2009, 03:15 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg126237#msg126237 date=1260537831]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg126145#msg126145 date=1260497340]
sinus infection due to swimming


tiny azn man got graped Sad

Yo man i just started going swimming twice per week just doing laps
holy fuck i forgot how hard swimming was
[/quote]

yo man i just started going swimming 6/7 days per week doing two miles every day

















get your dick up
[/quote]
Two miles is nothing, I run about 5 a day.
(12-11-2009, 03:42 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg126286#msg126286 date=1260562516]
[quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg126237#msg126237 date=1260537831]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg126145#msg126145 date=1260497340]
sinus infection due to swimming


tiny azn man got graped Sad

Yo man i just started going swimming twice per week just doing laps
holy fuck i forgot how hard swimming was
[/quote]

yo man i just started going swimming 6/7 days per week doing two miles every day

















get your dick up
[/quote]
Two miles is nothing, I run about 5 a day.
[/quote]

Do you run in water?

Professor Funbucks

(12-11-2009, 03:50 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg126291#msg126291 date=1260564168]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg126286#msg126286 date=1260562516]
[quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg126237#msg126237 date=1260537831]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg126145#msg126145 date=1260497340]
sinus infection due to swimming


tiny azn man got graped Sad

Yo man i just started going swimming twice per week just doing laps
holy fuck i forgot how hard swimming was
[/quote]

yo man i just started going swimming 6/7 days per week doing two miles every day

get your dick up
[/quote]
Two miles is nothing, I run about 5 a day.
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Do you run in water?
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No. But I do a strength training exercise  every other day.  its pretty tough, but i do it.
2-week rehearsals, 3 plays on three consecutive days, final one tomorrow, pretty much spent. I'll gather energy somehow though.
Day 2 of working retardedly hard on history project

Это всасывает
the other day I sprinted about 200 meters through open terrain while cadre were lobbing arty sims at my squad toward a town where we suspected a high value target was hiding, at the end of the this run was building.  Being the dude who carries around the saw, that makes me defacto breach man for some reason, so after kicking in the door, we cleared a 3000 sq ft building full of people with guns.  while doing this i was wearing an IBA (27 lbs), a FLC with a bunch of MOLLE crap(6 lbs), 3 liters of water (12 lbs), ACH with NOD (8 lbs) my M249 (20lbs loaded 200 round drum) and an assault pack with 2 more drums of 5.56 and some other crap (10 lbs).  I weigh 145 lbs right now.  After leap frogging through a couple more buildings with another platoon, we captured the HVT, and moved off the objective under more indirect fire to the LZ half a mile away.  We stepped off at midnight.  The night before we did a 7 hour long patrol that covered 11 miles in the same gear.  The night before that we did a night recon mission, that got compromised and involved lots of arty sims.

(12-11-2009, 07:53 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]arty sims

[Image: sims3-painting.jpg]
(12-11-2009, 07:53 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]the other day I sprinted about 200 meters through open terrain while cadre were lobbing arty sims at my squad toward a town where we suspected a high value target was hiding, at the end of the this run was building.  Being the dude who carries around the saw, that makes me defacto breach man for some reason, so after kicking in the door, we cleared a 3000 sq ft building full of people with guns.  while doing this i was wearing an IBA (27 lbs), a FLC with a bunch of MOLLE crap(6 lbs), 3 liters of water (12 lbs), ACH with NOD (8 lbs) my M249 (20lbs loaded 200 round drum) and an assault pack with 2 more drums of 5.56 and some other crap (10 lbs).  I weigh 145 lbs right now.  After leap frogging through a couple more buildings with another platoon, we captured the HVT, and moved off the objective under more indirect fire to the LZ half a mile away.  We stepped off at midnight.  The night before we did a 7 hour long patrol that covered 11 miles in the same gear.  The night before that we did a night recon mission, that got compromised and involved lots of arty sims.
Now that's a rough day. Was it the real deal or a training module?
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