(11-25-2009, 04:25 PM)diggs link Wrote: [ -> ]stay in school, kids
You should ask Caffine about staying in school. He did that and he's working a job he could do with half the knowledge.
He's not joking, that's legal. They only have to give you so much time off in between shifts.
Also I hardly think anyone has just the right amount of knowledge for a job.
(11-25-2009, 04:28 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg123670#msg123670 date=1259184303]
stay in school, kids
You should ask Caffine about staying in school. He did that and he's working a job he could do with half the knowledge.
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very true, but you cant really go up from there without a diploma
(11-25-2009, 05:42 PM)diggs link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg123672#msg123672 date=1259184536]
[quote author=diggs link=topic=3709.msg123670#msg123670 date=1259184303]
stay in school, kids
You should ask Caffine about staying in school. He did that and he's working a job he could do with half the knowledge.
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very true, but you cant really go up from there without a diploma
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True, but I got my masters in now, so when I do have a few years of experience and companies start hiring again, I'll be in a good position to make bank
home internet is shittier than it was when i left
GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK
"Let's go to El Zs to eat"
"Ok"
<El Zapatas is closed>
"well, we can go the mini px and get pizzahut"
<mini px closed>
"hey the burger king is open"
<sign on burger king door- "due to equipment malfunctions, we can not offer bugger, whopper, steakhouse or tendergrilled products">
"um... I'm betting the little ceasars is closed, lets order chinese"
"HAI! YOU WANT THE WON TONG?!?"
"I need a General Tsu's chicken combination and some peking chicken"
"FIFTEEN DALLA! YOU PAY CASH NOW!"
"credit?"
"Ok, give number"
"XXX-XX-XXXX"
"OK, THANKYOU"
<chinese food delivered to other company's CQ desk, the CQ starts eating our chinese.>
(11-28-2009, 03:46 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ]GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK
GODDAMMIT NOW THE CTRL KEY IS STICKY.
FUCK I HATE THAT SO MUCH I USE THE CTRL KEY SO MUCH
(11-28-2009, 09:48 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg124005#msg124005 date=1259397961]
GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK
GODDAMMIT NOW THE CTRL KEY IS STICKY.
FUCK I HATE THAT SO MUCH I USE THE CTRL KEY SO MUCH
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STOP CROUCHING WHEN YOU CAMP
PROBLEM SOLVED
i just played mw2 until 4 without realizing it
I bought 70 bones worth of beer and rum.
shit, I can do that with one round for everyone.
(11-28-2009, 09:51 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg124088#msg124088 date=1259462927]
[quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3709.msg124005#msg124005 date=1259397961]
GODDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night, reached over to my computer mouse and BAM
BIG FUCKING GlASS OF JUICE GOES FLYING, SPILLS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
NOW THE KEYS ARE GONNA BE STICKY
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT I LEFT SOME JUICE OH FUCK
GODDAMMIT NOW THE CTRL KEY IS STICKY.
FUCK I HATE THAT SO MUCH I USE THE CTRL KEY SO MUCH
[/quote]
STOP CROUCHING WHEN YOU CAMP
PROBLEM SOLVED
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BUT IT MAKES ME LOOK SO TACTICOOL
(11-29-2009, 01:13 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: [ -> ]I bought 70 bones worth of beer and rum.
I was looking at a $120/oz 40-year old Scotch on Friday night....
So for the last ten minutes or so, I've been talking to my friend about this essay we have to write that's due tomorrow.
I just realized that that means I have to actually write the essay now.
(11-29-2009, 10:30 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg124180#msg124180 date=1259518389]
I bought 70 bones worth of beer and rum.
I was looking at a $120/oz 40-year old Scotch on Friday night....
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Damn. Thats some expensive hooch. I spent my money on a 40 of screech, a case of beer and 3 beer off a friend. We played power hour and on the 10s we took shots of rum. I have a bad feeling im going to eat shit about how drunk I was in school tomorrow morning. Im not sure if I shouted I have a small penis or if i dreamt/ imagined it.
"LT Crow, you will be PL for the next mission. There is a suspected IED cache in somewhere in these 3 buildings in the center of the village, higher suspects a squad sized insurgent element in the area."
"Hey LT, your squad leader just told you that building was clear and then got a couple of his guys dead, you better do something quick-Â Because oh shit, you're being bracketed!"Â (Begin a stupid amount of arty sims)
"Request for fire mission denied"
"HEY LT, YOUR PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP, YOUR CCP IS UP HERE AND YOUR FUCKING SQUAD LEADERS HAVE THEIR SQUADS WAY THE FUCK BACK THERE"
-.-;
Fun day at the office.
I got appendicitis
My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.