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I got a call, to set up an interview, for a job that pays 75K plus 10K signing bonus.Â The problem?Â The job is in retail.Â Fuck my life.Â I wonder if I can turn down 85 grand.Â

(02-24-2012, 08:25 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]I got a call, to set up an interview, for a job that pays 75K plus 10K signing bonus.Â The problem?Â The job is in retail.Â Fuck my life.Â I wonder if I can turn down 85 grand.Â

depends on where it is and what it is
my managers at shopko just walked around all day and shit like that.

(02-24-2012, 06:13 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]My cats have started carrying kitchen knives, fucking knives, into the living room during the night.Â I'm going to start wearing sandals around the apartment...

Check your browser history for caltrop and/or piano wire.

paper cuts sting.
when it's the serrated edge of a ramen packet it hurts.

(02-24-2012, 08:25 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]I got a call, to set up an interview, for a job that pays 75K plus 10K signing bonus.Â The problem?Â The job is in retail.Â Fuck my life.Â I wonder if I can turn down 85 grand.Â

Yes you can. You've seen combat, now you have the mental conditioning required to interface with humanity's finest.

Set alarm for 5AM proceeded to wake up, turn it off, then fall asleep till 7AM. I then rushed to my midterm without the 2hours of studying I slept through Tongue

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Oh yea and our project was also due and I fucking printed out the wrong one since I was in a rush. I go back to my apartment print out the right one and head to my profs office. Oh look office hours for this week are cancelled, so I just slipped it under the door, I hope I don't get the day late penalty Â :'(

look at my transcript this year it shows that last year i failed algebra 1 for the second semester even though i didn't i had a 59% by the time we had to take the final and i passed the final with a 68% or so. the fucking final was 10% of our overall grade but APPARENTLY that doesnt move my grade up even 1% because my fucking piece of shit teacher last year doesn't know how a fucking transcript works and will literally ruin my life even more because she doesn't want to get in trouble for fucking up.

(02-27-2012, 03:19 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]BLAMING TEACHER BECAUSE I DIDN'T NOTICE I FAILED A CLASS SECOND SEMESTER LAST YEAR, AND ITS NOW SECOND SEMESTER THIS YEAR, FML

Tough love.

Woke up after sleeping 17 hours straight.Â Still tired as shit and now I got a headache.Â What the fuck.

(02-27-2012, 03:25 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg239881#msg239881 date=1330373995]
BLAMING TEACHER BECAUSE I DIDN'T NOTICE I FAILED A CLASS SECOND SEMESTER LAST YEAR, AND ITS NOW SECOND SEMESTER THIS YEAR, FML

Tough love.
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they didn't even give us our transcripts until second semester, and i didn't fail the class that was like the main thing i was pointing out.

now i remember why i don't go here anymore

(02-27-2012, 04:09 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg239883#msg239883 date=1330374329]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg239881#msg239881 date=1330373995]
BLAMING TEACHER BECAUSE I DIDN'T NOTICE I FAILED A CLASS SECOND SEMESTER LAST YEAR, AND ITS NOW SECOND SEMESTER THIS YEAR, FML

Tough love.
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they didn't even give us our transcripts until second semester, and i didn't fail the class that was like the main thing i was pointing out.

now i remember why i don't go here anymore
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So it's their fault you were already failing the class with a 59% and barely passed a final that would have only moved your grade up maybe 5% points if you aced it?

(02-27-2012, 04:09 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]now i remember why i don't go here anymore

It's working!

(02-27-2012, 03:19 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]....... i failed algebra 1....... even though i didn't i had a 59% ........... and i passed the final with a 68% or so.

Wow, so just barely achieving a 50:50 correct:wrong ratio constitutes passing nowadays?

And we think America is a shitcan in the making right now - imagine what it's going to be like when Turtle's generation is running 'dis bitch and 59% is considered acceptable and passing...

75% was a D- in my district, be glad you're not here. You'd have failed miserably instead of barely skating by with a very mediocre "passing" grade.

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lmao, if 59% was passing I wouldn't have gotten expelled from highschool, wow.

Talk about coddling.Â

its not acceptable, why do you think my life is a big pile of shit right now. It's not even passing, that is why i had to do good on the final, which i did. 60% is passing and I got that, i'm not trying to fucking showboat about my passing grade all im saying is i shouldnt have to go back and retake the class because i didn't even fail it.

Seriously what kind of self righteous bullshit are you guys trying to pull, i'm not a good student, that's not the point.

(02-27-2012, 10:06 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]its not acceptable, why do you think my life is a big pile of shit right now. It's not even passing, that is why i had to do good on the final, which i did. 60% is passing and I got that, i'm not trying to fucking showboat about my passing grade all im saying is i shouldnt have to go back and retake the class because i didn't even fail it.

Seriously what kind of self righteous bullshit are you guys trying to pull, i'm not a good student, that's not the point.

It's hard to feel sympathy for someone who had it coming and did little to prevent it.

(02-27-2012, 10:18 PM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]It's hard to feel sympathy for someone who had it coming and did little to prevent it.

making fun of the people who bitch about shit in the fuck my life thread
Hope you guys feel good about yourselves now that you made fun of some kid on the internet.
Isn't the golden rule of brbu don't be an asshole?
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(02-27-2012, 10:59 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]making fun of the people who bitch about shit in the fuck my life thread
Hope you guys feel good about yourselves now that you made fun of some kid on the internet.
Isn't the golden rule of brbu don't be an asshole?

It's the equivalent of saying "Hey guys I didn't pass my class because I didn't do any of the homework or study please feel bad for me".

Like at0m said, tough love.

Drama? In the FML thread?

SAY IT AIN'T SO

...While you guys aren't exactly going about it nicely Karth's got a point... On a side note can anyone drive me to the plasma center... McDonnald's won't hire my stellar 1.0 GPA, no collage, pile of fail ass on my word alone and I need food money...

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