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(11-18-2009, 05:22 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ]well anyways, basically i'm gonna get raped as duck anticipated, because my swimming skill pretty much tops off at the "i can stay alive for awhile if i fall out of the boat" level.   

Get ur muscle up 8)
You should have done Cross Country.
cross country is a fall sport, swimming is winter, do both.  Then add track in spring.
(11-18-2009, 08:55 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]cross country is a fall sport, swimming is winter, do both.  Then add track in spring.
Lift some weights while ur at it maggot.
(11-18-2009, 11:34 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: mrewheatbread-base.jpg]

FML.
Llembas Bread!

rumsfald

(11-18-2009, 04:47 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [ -> ]get raped tiny azn man in a speedo

Sigh.

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Someone else is supposed to be picking up my slack while I am not around. Haven't I taught you guys anything?


It's so easy. Happy go lucky.
I see you've caught on to our rummy signal.
(11-19-2009, 06:24 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]It's so easy. Happy go lucky.

HAHAHAHA. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
I'm seeing New Moon tonight.
(11-19-2009, 03:14 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm seeing New Moon tonight.

Yep, definitely an FML.
(11-19-2009, 03:14 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm seeing New Moon tonight.

Stand up in front of the theater so your silhouette is visible and make loud sarcastic comments the entire time
Get the riff trax for twilight.  Not like the dialogue's going to be any different in the second movie anyway.
Lol, Twilight.

My friend's sister is into that kind of crap.
Got saturday school for not buying a parking decal.  And I have to buy it too.
(11-19-2009, 05:14 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ]Got saturday school for not buying a parking decal.  And I have to buy it too.


nerdy boy's first saturday school?  get raped boy
"I don't date soldiers."

FHL.
(11-19-2009, 03:14 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm seeing New Moon tonight.
Jacob > Edward

that is all
(11-19-2009, 07:23 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]"I don't date soldiers."

I wouldn't either, all of the military people I've known in my life have mostly been jerks, way to serious with their head up their ass. I'm not saying this imply's to everyone who's in the military, just talking from my personal experience, being the Mil would be a huge turn off to me. 
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All of this while I was driving out of town on a business trip. Managed to get a rental and get back on the road in under 3 hours though, I'm pretty impressed with myself. I'll have to argue with the insurance company to keep them from totalling the car though :/ To top it off, the only rental they had was a navy blue PT Cruiser with only 3/4 a tank of gas. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Thats eerily similar to an accident I was in when on a trip to florida, I was not driving, but we were in the middle lane driving north toward orlando and got rear ended and ended up smashing into the guard rail.....the car had only 5000 miles on it too....
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