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yeah i kind of wish i had tile instead of carpet
(02-13-2013, 01:56 PM)versus link Wrote: [ -> ]yeah i kind of wish i had tile instead of carpet

so many hairs

SO MANY OF THEM PUBES
(02-13-2013, 02:08 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=versus link=topic=3709.msg261892#msg261892 date=1360781765]
yeah i kind of wish i had tile instead of carpet

so many hairs

SO MANY OF THEM FROM CATS
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When we buy a house, I'm considering hardwood floors, but then the cats would just fuck those up, too, but in new and interesting ways.
see, I would be ok with hardwoods, like the cheap kind with the 1/4" of wax on them, because then when I had children I could teach them how to properly strip and wax a floor before I forced them into the military.  And they'd hate me forever. 
I fucked up my class schedule. I'm supposed to graduate this spring but a class I needed to graduate is apparently offered Fall-only and has been since its inception.

Not that my college's 4 year plan warned me of this. It lists the class as something I should've taken in the winter.

I am seriously pissed at myself for my lack of foresight, planning, thoroughness. I already hate how this university system functions and how broken it is, and this lack of consistency and logic just fits right in there with the rest of the bullshit.
(02-14-2013, 02:01 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ]I fucked up my class schedule. I'm supposed to graduate this spring but a class I needed to graduate is apparently offered Fall-only and has been since its inception.

Not that my college's 4 year plan warned me of this. It lists the class as something I should've taken in the winter.

I am seriously pissed at myself for my lack of foresight, planning, thoroughness. I already hate how this university system functions and how broken it is, and this lack of consistency and logic just fits right in there with the rest of the bullshit.

I don't know about your school, but the a guy who just graduated had a similar issue. He needed 1 course to graduate, and it wasn't being offered in the fall. He went to the department head, and pleaded his case. The Department Head then decided to offer the class for him.

Maybe just go ask the DH?
(02-14-2013, 07:29 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg261933#msg261933 date=1360825293]
I fucked up my class schedule. I'm supposed to graduate this spring but a class I needed to graduate is apparently offered Fall-only and has been since its inception.

Not that my college's 4 year plan warned me of this. It lists the class as something I should've taken in the winter.

I am seriously pissed at myself for my lack of foresight, planning, thoroughness. I already hate how this university system functions and how broken it is, and this lack of consistency and logic just fits right in there with the rest of the bullshit.

I don't know about your school, but the a guy who just graduated had a similar issue. He needed 1 course to graduate, and it wasn't being offered in the fall. He went to the department head, and pleaded his case. The Department Head then decided to offer the class for him.

Maybe just go ask the DH?
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Me and another student needed a class to graduate and the professor wouldn't help us so we wen't to the DH and because he hated that professor he made him open up the course for us :3 I hated that professor too :3
Is this class in your major or an elective that checks a required box?
For this valentine's day/my birthday I
  • am single
  • got to wake up early for work
  • get to spend the rest of the day preparing for an exam tomorrow
(02-14-2013, 03:36 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ]For this valentine's day/my birthday I
  • am single
  • got to wake up early for work
  • get to spend the rest of the day preparing for an exam tomorrow

Day after your exam

- Get Drunk
- Get High
- Fap
Steam stops downloading its updates at 99% and it says "Steam must be online".
Sometimes it's 90%.
Then for like 10 minutes it's 0% before it gets offline.
I think work is finally blocking it.
(02-14-2013, 03:39 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg261971#msg261971 date=1360874218]
For this valentine's day/my birthday I
  • am single
  • got to wake up early for work
  • get to spend the rest of the day preparing for an exam tomorrow

Day after your exam

- Get Drunk
- Get High
- Fap
[/quote]

That reminds me, I forgot to add:
  • dealer out of supply
Today started out pretty well. Got a first date scheduled for tomorrow. Cute girl. Told her I'd call her at 8. Call, bad reception. She is still at work. Texts me back:

Quote:Hey Pie, I'm still at work. really busy right now. I just got a new high priority assignment this afternoon; I am sorry, I can't go out this weekend.

Just to add context, I'm coming off a relationship where I made the mistake of putting up with a partner who had a penchant for last-minute cancellations and ended the relationship with an "I can't do this, let's be friends" text.

Happy Fucking Valentines Day, Pie!
(02-14-2013, 09:42 PM)Live-Free-Or-Pie link Wrote: [ -> ]Today started out pretty well. Got a first date scheduled for tomorrow. Cute girl. Told her I'd call her at 8. Call, bad reception. She is still at work. Texts me back:

Quote:Hey Pie, I'm still at work. really busy right now. I just got a new high priority assignment this afternoon; I am sorry, I can't go out this weekend.

Just to add context, I'm coming off a relationship where I made the mistake of putting up with a partner who had a penchant for last-minute cancellations and ended the relationship with an "I can't do this, let's be friends" text.

Happy Fucking Valentines Day, Pie!

At least you had a date scheduled. Try again next week.

Even if it doesn't work out, you don't seem to have an issue with social interactions given that you had a date scheduled soon after a relationship of yours ended.
(02-14-2013, 03:36 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ]For this valentine's day
  • am single
  • woke up early because of massive morning wood that won't go away until I go downstairs and take a piss like every morning

Don't worry eschatos I'd hang with you if I lived nearby and would give you a birthday hug and maybe a little bit more.
(02-14-2013, 11:47 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg261971#msg261971 date=1360874218]
For this valentine's day
  • am single
  • woke up early because of massive morning wood that won't go away until I go downstairs and take a piss like every morning

Don't worry eschatos I'd hang with you if I lived nearby and would give you a birthday hug and maybe a little bit more.
[/quote]you just want an excuse to ride your bike down where it's warmer
Finally found a cold virus that was tough enough to take me down. Yesterday I was so exhausted I had to take a nap break in the middle of lunch. Today I was well enough to put the new handlebar on as well as a new clutch lever and front turn signals, but slept for four hours afterwards. And that was my weekend, cause work's tomorrow at 0700.
The last time I was at a dentist was after coming off active duty, so not even a year ago.  At this point in life, I have had no wisdom teeth removed, in fact, when I tell dentists this, they look at the xrays, and say, "well, they're just not there." 

Well, I think they're fucking there now. 
(02-14-2013, 05:55 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg261972#msg261972 date=1360874395]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg261971#msg261971 date=1360874218]
For this valentine's day/my birthday I
  • am single
  • got to wake up early for work
  • get to spend the rest of the day preparing for an exam tomorrow

Day after your exam

- Get Drunk
- Get High
- Fap
[/quote]

That reminds me, I forgot to add:
  • dealer out of supply
[/quote]

Allow me to correct myself.
  • Dealer has decided to quit dealing

Fuck.
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