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It's Armageddon week. I hurt like none of you can imagine.

I'm not sure if it's good or bad to see this thread still going strong 

Hope you feel better soon Tortilla 

(04-07-2010, 09:06 PM)Neonie on a Boat link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not sure if it's good or bad to see this thread still going strong 

Hope you feel better soon Tortilla 

I'll feel better next week when my coach stops beating the shit out of me. Until then it only gets worse.
BEST SPRING BREAK EVER

I think I've become a marketing victim and will buy an iPad. FML.

(04-08-2010, 05:00 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]I think I've become a marketing victim and will buy an iPad. FML.

I want one too, let me know how it is.

Found a tick on my inner thigh that had been there for a while, now the spot where it was hurts. Ran out of the shower wet and soapy looking for tweezers or a match because I hate those fucking things. At least it wasn't a leach, leaches make me throw up.

Also someone commented on one of my articles at my dead site saying that people were stealing my writing. WTF I didn't even know people read it and now bitches are stealing my shit? They took my high school writing too.

(04-08-2010, 07:47 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Found a tick on my inner thigh that had been there for a while, now the spot where it was hurts. Ran out of the shower wet and soapy looking for tweezers or a match because I hate those fucking things. At least it wasn't a leach, leaches make me throw up.

How the hell did you get a tick?

Also, cotton ball + rubbing alcohol, if it was your inner thigh, that's dangerously close to your jewels to be holding a match...

(04-08-2010, 08:28 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg145703#msg145703 date=1270730821]
Found a tick on my inner thigh that had been there for a while, now the spot where it was hurts. Ran out of the shower wet and soapy looking for tweezers or a match because I hate those fucking things. At least it wasn't a leach, leaches make me throw up.

How the hell did you get a tick?

Also, cotton ball + rubbing alcohol, if it was your inner thigh, that's dangerously close to your jewels to be holding a match...
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You light it, put it out, then put the hot coal near it's back. The tick will let go in a flash. Also I couldn't find the rubbing alcohol.

(04-08-2010, 08:33 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg145710#msg145710 date=1270733308]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg145703#msg145703 date=1270730821]
Found a tick on my inner thigh that had been there for a while, now the spot where it was hurts. Ran out of the shower wet and soapy looking for tweezers or a match because I hate those fucking things. At least it wasn't a leach, leaches make me throw up.

How the hell did you get a tick?

Also, cotton ball + rubbing alcohol, if it was your inner thigh, that's dangerously close to your jewels to be holding a match...
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You light it, put it out, then put the hot coal near it's back. The tick will let go in a flash. Also I couldn't find the rubbing alcohol.
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God that's got to suck. I remember about 4 years back when my house got infested by flea eggs under the carpet that had been left by the previous slob owners who had dogs. You couldn't lay a white blanket down on the carpet for 10 seconds without a horror movie-scale amount crawling on it eager FOR YOUR BLOOOOOD.

(04-08-2010, 08:51 AM)Gump link Wrote: [ -> ]God that's got to suck. I remember about 4 years back when my house got infested by flea eggs under the carpet that had been left by the previous slob owners who had dogs. You couldn't lay a white blanket down on the carpet for 10 seconds without a horror movie-scale amount crawling on it eager FOR YOUR BLOOOOOD.

I'll be itching all day. Thanks.

(04-08-2010, 08:51 AM)Gump link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg145712#msg145712 date=1270733625]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg145710#msg145710 date=1270733308]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg145703#msg145703 date=1270730821]
Found a tick on my inner thigh that had been there for a while, now the spot where it was hurts. Ran out of the shower wet and soapy looking for tweezers or a match because I hate those fucking things. At least it wasn't a leach, leaches make me throw up.

How the hell did you get a tick?

Also, cotton ball + rubbing alcohol, if it was your inner thigh, that's dangerously close to your jewels to be holding a match...
[/quote]

You light it, put it out, then put the hot coal near it's back. The tick will let go in a flash. Also I couldn't find the rubbing alcohol.
[/quote]

God that's got to suck. I remember about 4 years back when my house got infested by flea eggs under the carpet that had been left by the previous slob owners who had dogs. You couldn't lay a white blanket down on the carpet for 10 seconds without a horror movie-scale amount crawling on it eager FOR YOUR BLOOOOOD.
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I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

The other day in class some guy told us a story about something living in his bed biting him. He showed us all the bite marks on his legs and they were many; that was only his legs. The bites were huge and I felt sick the rest of that class.

My god, now I've got the willies.

ughgughgughgughgughgughg

jesus fucking christ gump 3rd world countries have better living conditions

(04-08-2010, 12:54 PM)lil d link Wrote: [ -> ]jesus fucking christ gump 3rd world countries have better living conditions

Eh, sometimes you can't control what the people before you did, though. Or what others do near you.

Like the apartment we moved from last time. Our neighbors had some really bad bed bugs and their bedroom shared a wall with ours. The ONLY thing that saved us from getting them too was that we had the air conditioner absolutely CRANKED and bedbugs hate the cold.

You could pretty literally be anywhere at any time and get something totally out of your control. Hell, when we moved into that apartment they hadn't cleaned in some time and yet we had no choice but to move in or get on the street.

It's more likely than you think.

i just couldnt live like that, fuck it id live in a motel for a week while the place gets cleaned, jeeesus my skin is crawling

reminds me of when Bobo had some problems with mold

jesus christ surf you ever heard of a shower man? how long had it been there a month?

(04-08-2010, 06:20 PM)Tim link Wrote: [ -> ]jesus christ surf you ever heard of a shower man? how long had it been there a month?

Either since sunday or yesterday depending on which walk through the wilderness it got on me. Also it was really small.

Heh.. I just took a tick off my forearm with a gerber.  I'm in the field, spent the day crawling around the forest.