Today I learned that Microsoft defines a keygen as "Malicious Software", and thus, their monthly "Malicious Software Removal Tool" updates b0rked my attempts to save money on production tools.
My GF gave me some sort of plaque virus from her trip to Dallas, it hit me yesterday. Oh yeah, this weekend: Army Physical Fitness Test and Battalion Dining Out.Â
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My wife's been getting really bad acne outbreaks for the past couple of weeks. She went to the dermatologist yesterday to find out what the deal was. Turns out she has a staph infection.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
(10-22-2010, 07:07 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]My wife's been getting really bad acne outbreaks for the past couple of weeks. She went to the dermatologist yesterday to find out what the deal was. Turns out she has a staph infection.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Better than the herp, I got one of these a few months ago, likely from a razor blade cut. You just apply an ointment and it will go away in about a week.
(10-22-2010, 07:42 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg179849#msg179849 date=1287749249]
My wife's been getting really bad acne outbreaks for the past couple of weeks. She went to the dermatologist yesterday to find out what the deal was. Turns out she has a staph infection.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Better than the herp, I got one of these a few months ago, likely from a razor blade cut. You just apply an ointment and it will go away in about a week.
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She probably got it from the nasty germ factories known as students.
(10-22-2010, 07:07 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]She went to the dermatologist yesterday to find out what the deal was. Turns out she has a staph infection.
A lesson to shotas everywhere: Wash your junk before slapping her in the face. Yes, use soap.
I need to redo my budget again and probably live off of PB&J's for a while in the meantime. Starting to feel a little dumb wiping out all our bad debt in one go. Hopefully things will be better next semester when I actually have my loan money to rely on.
(11-03-2009, 06:10 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]Last Tuesday, my wife of 11 years told me she got caught cheating with a married co-worker by his wife (they have an 18 month old child). My wife told me she was only telling me because she wanted to get to me before the other woman did. Otherwise, she would not have told me.
Yes, I'm devastated. I'm not quite sure what the coming weeks or months will bring for me except unpredictability. So if you don't see me around for stretches, rest assured that whatever I am doing I would rather be gaming or making snarky jokes. If you do see me around I will be intent on some much needed gaming escapism.
I'm even more depressed because my back up plan was to live on a houseboat in Amsterdam but looks like someone beat me to that. I never wanted to before, but maybe I'll take Shadowcast up on his offer to wear a blonde wig and schoolgirl outfit for me.
Thanks for listening.
Bump for one year. Still sucks, probably moreso.
(10-25-2010, 06:49 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg120876#msg120876 date=1257246653]
Last Tuesday, my wife of 11 years told me she got caught cheating with a married co-worker by his wife (they have an 18 month old child). My wife told me she was only telling me because she wanted to get to me before the other woman did. Otherwise, she would not have told me.
Yes, I'm devastated. I'm not quite sure what the coming weeks or months will bring for me except unpredictability. So if you don't see me around for stretches, rest assured that whatever I am doing I would rather be gaming or making snarky jokes. If you do see me around I will be intent on some much needed gaming escapism.
I'm even more depressed because my back up plan was to live on a houseboat in Amsterdam but looks like someone beat me to that. I never wanted to before, but maybe I'll take Shadowcast up on his offer to wear a blonde wig and schoolgirl outfit for me.
Thanks for listening.
Bump for one year. Still sucks, probably moreso.
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Sorry to hear about the anniversary mate. But believe me, it's better you found out. If she didn't respect you enough to tell you until she thought she was in deep shit, then it's better to be rid of trash like that. I know it still will hurt regardless, but you gotta press on amigo. Just know that you're life will be better without her in the long run.Â
Well, now that I got my daily dose of playing the nice guy outta the way, I'mma go troll on TF2.
My wife is rejecting my invitation to go to Kansas City to see Roger Waters in concert. She is instead working on some school project with one of her coworkers. FML
I'm going to miss another party-with-friends holiday because I'm stuck in another country. I LOVE MY JERB
(10-26-2010, 08:59 AM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg180451#msg180451 date=1288101102]
I'm going to miss another party-with-friends holiday because I'm stuck in another country. I LOVE MY JERB
Jeorb?
[/quote]I should just hire a mexican to do my jorb for half what I make and pocket the difference. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
(10-26-2010, 09:12 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg180453#msg180453 date=1288101562]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg180451#msg180451 date=1288101102]
I'm going to miss another party-with-friends holiday because I'm stuck in another country. I LOVE MY JERB
Jeorb?
[/quote]I should just hire a mexican to do my jorb for half what I make and pocket the difference. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
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Please do ;D
He's studying journalism. Plus he's not mexican. He wouldn't last a day in any of the plants where I have to work, he'd end up either dead or kicked out ;x
<3 Vongy
(10-26-2010, 11:25 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]He's studying journalism. Plus he's not mexican. He wouldn't last a day in any of the plants where I have to work, he'd end up either dead or kicked out ;x
<3 Vongy
I never suggested myself. I was telling you to hire a mexican.
They suck ;D
that was a rhetorical question
(10-26-2010, 11:48 AM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg180481#msg180481 date=1288111182]
that was a rhetorical question
I know..
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(10-26-2010, 11:25 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]He's studying journalism.
[me=Versus-pwny-]slaps Vongore around a bit with a large trout[/me]