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i don't support the use of any clothing that the female beach volleyball players wear
Procrastination is gonna kill me.

Not FML just yet, but I left myself with almost no room for error.

rumsfald

[Image: procrastinators.jpg]
Some of our best minds were procrastinators:

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

-Mark Twain

That would explain why I only remember him writing like three books his entire life...
Fuck brought up feelings.
My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.
(08-18-2011, 12:18 AM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.

You know what they say.

You can pick your laptop, and you can pick your bag, but you can't pick your laptop bag.
(08-15-2011, 08:33 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg219005#msg219005 date=1313414462]
I hate volleyball so much.  Why on earth does everyone around here love it for sports PT?


Volleyball is lame. Unless it's high school girls volleyball. Then it's awesome.
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feelin ignored and a bunch of stuff that can be tied to that :/
(08-18-2011, 01:01 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg219363#msg219363 date=1313644716]
My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.

You know what they say.

You can pick your laptop, and you can pick your bag, but you can't pick your laptop bag.
[/quote]

Did you use the handy Laptop Fit Guide on the Timbuk2 website when picking a bag?

(08-18-2011, 03:11 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg219367#msg219367 date=1313647277]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg219363#msg219363 date=1313644716]
My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.

You know what they say.

You can pick your laptop, and you can pick your bag, but you can't pick your laptop bag.
[/quote]

Did you use the handy Laptop Fit Guide on the Timbuk2 website when picking a bag?


[/quote]That's what you get for posting an advice thread and then ignoring literally all of the advice given.

How big is your laptop? I have a couple spare bags taking up space in my closet. Probably not as stylish, but you can cover it in patches and tiny buttons and noone would notice. Say you picked it up from a thrift store and no more questions will be asked.
(08-18-2011, 12:18 AM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.

I got nothing to say. Except that I WAS RIGHT MOTHAFUCKA
(08-18-2011, 08:41 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg219378#msg219378 date=1313655072]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg219367#msg219367 date=1313647277]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg219363#msg219363 date=1313644716]
My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.

You know what they say.

You can pick your laptop, and you can pick your bag, but you can't pick your laptop bag.
[/quote]

Did you use the handy Laptop Fit Guide on the Timbuk2 website when picking a bag?


[/quote]That's what you get for posting an advice thread and then ignoring literally all of the advice given.

How big is your laptop? I have a couple spare bags taking up space in my closet. Probably not as stylish, but you can cover it in patches and tiny buttons and noone would notice. Say you picked it up from a thrift store and no more questions will be asked.
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I spent too much cash on the bag to just throw it out.  :-\ I'm going to take it to a local luggage repair place and see if they can extend it. If not, I could always try my hand at it and do it the redneck way.
(08-18-2011, 11:40 AM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg219393#msg219393 date=1313674869]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg219378#msg219378 date=1313655072]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg219367#msg219367 date=1313647277]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg219363#msg219363 date=1313644716]
My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.
You know what they say.

You can pick your laptop, and you can pick your bag, but you can't pick your laptop bag.
[/quote]Did you use the handy Laptop Fit Guide on the Timbuk2 website when picking a bag?
[/quote]That's what you get for posting an advice thread and then ignoring literally all of the advice given.

How big is your laptop? I have a couple spare bags taking up space in my closet. Probably not as stylish, but you can cover it in patches and tiny buttons and noone would notice. Say you picked it up from a thrift store and no more questions will be asked.
[/quote]I spent too much cash on the bag to just throw it out.  :-\ I'm going to take it to a local luggage repair place and see if they can extend it. If not, I could always try my hand at it and do it the redneck way.
[/quote]You were concerned with build quality, so I wouldn't go disassembling your expensive bag. Either keep it for use later with a smaller laptop, or resell it on ebay or to a buddy at school or something.
(08-18-2011, 11:44 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg219402#msg219402 date=1313685641]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg219393#msg219393 date=1313674869]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg219378#msg219378 date=1313655072]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg219367#msg219367 date=1313647277]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg219363#msg219363 date=1313644716]
My laptop doesn't fit inside a certain hipster messenger bag. It's custom, so I can't return it. It would fit if the laptop was just a tiny bit smaller (not even an inch). Taking it to a luggage repair shop, going to see what they can do.


And yes Vlambo, a backpack would've held it. Cheaper too, likely.

You know what they say.

You can pick your laptop, and you can pick your bag, but you can't pick your laptop bag.
[/quote]

Did you use the handy Laptop Fit Guide on the Timbuk2 website when picking a bag?


[/quote]That's what you get for posting an advice thread and then ignoring literally all of the advice given.

How big is your laptop? I have a couple spare bags taking up space in my closet. Probably not as stylish, but you can cover it in patches and tiny buttons and noone would notice. Say you picked it up from a thrift store and no more questions will be asked.
[/quote]
I spent too much cash on the bag to just throw it out.  :-\ I'm going to take it to a local luggage repair place and see if they can extend it. If not, I could always try my hand at it and do it the redneck way.
[/quote]You were concerned with build quality, so I wouldn't go disassembling your expensive bag. Either keep it for use later with a smaller laptop, or resell it on ebay or to a buddy at school or something.
[/quote]
(08-18-2011, 11:40 AM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]I spent too much cash on the bag to just throw it out.  :-\ I'm going to take it to a local luggage repair place and see if they can extend it. If not, I could always try my hand at it and do it the redneck way.

Not even I would trust myself doing this, and I know generally what Im doing with a sewing machine...
Quote:By order of ..., Administrative Judge of the Circut Court of Montgomery County, you are hereby summoned to be a juror

Normally I'd be ok with this, getting a change to do my 'Merican duty and all. But, the summons date is dangerously close to a 5-day business trip to Minnesota. So yeah, this might fuck some stuff up.
(08-18-2011, 05:09 PM)Live-Free-Or-Pie link Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:By order of ..., Administrative Judge of the Circut Court of Montgomery County, you are hereby summoned to be a juror

Normally I'd be ok with this, getting a change to do my 'Merican duty and all. But, the summons date is dangerously close to a 5-day business trip to Minnesota. So yeah, this might fuck some stuff up.

You could always try the Liz Lemon method.

Liz Lemon (Tina Fey in 30 Rock) as Princess Leia

(08-18-2011, 05:09 PM)Live-Free-Or-Pie link Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:By order of ..., Administrative Judge of the Circut Court of Montgomery County, you are hereby summoned to be a juror

Normally I'd be ok with this, getting a change to do my 'Merican duty and all. But, the summons date is dangerously close to a 5-day business trip to Minnesota. So yeah, this might fuck some stuff up.

Make it known that you are an atheist. You won't be called in.
(08-18-2011, 05:25 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3709.msg219455#msg219455 date=1313705357]
Quote:By order of ..., Administrative Judge of the Circut Court of Montgomery County, you are hereby summoned to be a juror

Normally I'd be ok with this, getting a change to do my 'Merican duty and all. But, the summons date is dangerously close to a 5-day business trip to Minnesota. So yeah, this might fuck some stuff up.

Make it known that you are an atheist. You won't be called in.
[/quote]Actually you have the option to delay it, should be on the card they sent you.
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