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rumsfald

(01-09-2012, 08:20 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]Rummy do you offer lessons on how to be awesome at everything?

Yes, do this and this. And never, ever anger men who re-buy knives from locals. 
(01-09-2012, 08:19 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: 35of0n.jpg]
curse my inability to +1 more than once per hour.

Also, you will be missed eschatos, best of luck putting your life back on the tracks.
(01-09-2012, 05:30 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [ -> ]As yall might have heard I failed Calc 3 and had to drop out of Physics 2 last semester.  That shit can't happen again and I'm interested in staying in college so shit is changing in my life.  This basically no means no real video games for a semester.  No Dota, no Blood Bowl, no TF2(not like I played that anyway), no nothing.  My Brbu presence is going to be pretty much limited to the forums and casual games for the next few months until I get shit turned around.  Wish me luck.
Not only am I the president of that club, but I'm also a member myself. I know how it is, and you'll work through it if you can stick to your guns on reducing the games (and don't just fill in that time with something else nonproductive like fapping or reading books). GL man.
(01-09-2012, 12:21 AM)Pariah link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg236012#msg236012 date=1326084821]
[quote author=Diglett link=topic=3709.msg236010#msg236010 date=1326083913]
fuck my life, and my ponies!!! i jsut fucked a pony

(01-02-2012, 08:55 PM)Diglett link Wrote: [ -> ]I have never had sex, and I will never have sex, as I plan to keep my hymen, and therefore; my virginity, intact. Peep this shit; Do the same! Sexhavers are disgusting. Namaste.

U LIE
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he's not lying and he referred me to brbu after having some awesome roleplay
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Oh hai. Get thee hence to the Introductions forum and start a new thread. I have GOT to hear how this went down.
I made like $1200 less this year than I did last year because I got a raise.


Feels good man.


:-\
(01-10-2012, 06:35 PM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: [ -> ]I made like $1200 less this year than I did last year because I got a raise.


Feels good man.


:-\

Tax time coming up...

I pay over $36k in income taxes alone.
My interpersonal relationships are being damaged by my unreasonable expectations of human decency and virtues which even I cannot live up to. I constantly see the worst in people only to realize that I'm becoming a miserable and judgmental misanthrope who's no better than they are and should probably fuck off and live as a hermit somewhere.

EDIT: This isn't some particular relationship that's being damaged, just an impression I get following introspection, and introspection always follows in the wake of a shitty day. The past few days have, needless to say, been shitty.
(01-11-2012, 06:38 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]My interpersonal relationships are being damaged by my unreasonable expectations of human decency and virtues which even I cannot live up to. I constantly see the worst in people only to realize that I'm becoming a miserable and judgmental misanthrope who's no better than they are and should probably fuck off and live as a hermit somewhere modify his outlook on life instead of continuing to be miserable and/or lonely
ftfy
(01-11-2012, 06:44 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg236277#msg236277 date=1326325127]
My interpersonal relationships are being damaged by my unreasonable expectations of human decency and virtues which even I cannot live up to. I constantly see the worst in people only to realize that I'm becoming a miserable and judgmental misanthrope who's no better than they are and should probably fuck off and live as a hermit somewhere modify his outlook on life instead of continuing to be miserable and/or lonely
ftfy
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qft
Chin up: you live with seven billion other fuck-ups on this planet. We're none of us Superman. That's why comic books were invented.
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[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg236279#msg236279 date=1326325460]
[quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg236277#msg236277 date=1326325127]
My interpersonal relationships are being damaged by my unreasonable expectations of human decency and virtues which even I cannot live up to. I constantly see the worst in people only to realize that I'm becoming a miserable and judgmental misanthrope who's no better than they are and should probably fuck off and live as a hermit somewhere modify his outlook on life instead of continuing to be miserable and/or lonely
ftfy
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qft
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Change what you can (if you decide you should), but learn to accept what cannot be changed.


Then again, I can't really internalize and live by this statement myself currently. So, on that note... Good luck.  :-\
drove 1 hour and 50 minutes for what would normally be a 1 hour commute. I'm moving away from wisconsin as soon as possible.
Had some bad wings last night. Started puking at 4.30am. Couldn't keep water down until 12. Having chicken broth at 7.45. All while overdosing on acetaminophen on to actually sleep, to avoid feeling the horror of every hair on my body aching simultaneously.

Is this what it feels to be mortal?
(01-12-2012, 07:45 PM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ]Had some bad wings last night. Started puking at 4.30am. Couldn't keep water down until 12. Having chicken broth at 7.45. All while overdosing on acetaminophen on to actually sleep, to avoid feeling the horror of every hair on my body aching simultaneously.

Is this what it feels to be mortal?
I had something similar about a year ago. Get well soon Kor.  :-\
(01-12-2012, 07:33 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]drove 1 hour and 50 minutes for what would normally be a 1 hour commute. I'm moving away from wisconsin as soon as possible.
Commuting sucks, no matter what state you're in.
(01-13-2012, 06:26 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg236349#msg236349 date=1326414792]
drove 1 hour and 50 minutes for what would normally be a 1 hour commute. I'm moving away from wisconsin as soon as possible.
Commuting sucks, no matter what state you're in.
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if i were in a state that had no snow, I'd be on a motorcycle on my way to work. I'd ride to work 5 hours a day and it would still be fun then.
(01-13-2012, 07:07 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg236436#msg236436 date=1326497179]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg236349#msg236349 date=1326414792]
drove 1 hour and 50 minutes for what would normally be a 1 hour commute. I'm moving away from wisconsin as soon as possible.
Commuting sucks, no matter what state you're in.
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if i were in a state that had no snow, I'd be on a motorcycle on my way to work. I'd ride to work 5 hours a day and it would still be fun then.
[/quote]move in with k0ala
(01-13-2012, 08:17 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg236443#msg236443 date=1326499626]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg236436#msg236436 date=1326497179]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg236349#msg236349 date=1326414792]
drove 1 hour and 50 minutes for what would normally be a 1 hour commute. I'm moving away from wisconsin as soon as possible.
Commuting sucks, no matter what state you're in.
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if i were in a state that had no snow, I'd be on a motorcycle on my way to work. I'd ride to work 5 hours a day and it would still be fun then.
[/quote]move in with k0ala
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go down to tay-hoss with saxxy
(01-13-2012, 07:07 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg236436#msg236436 date=1326497179]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg236349#msg236349 date=1326414792]
drove 1 hour and 50 minutes for what would normally be a 1 hour commute. I'm moving away from wisconsin as soon as possible.
Commuting sucks, no matter what state you're in.
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if i were in a state that had no snow, I'd be on a motorcycle on my way to work. I'd ride to work 5 hours a day and it would still be fun then.
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Being stuck on a motorcycle in traffic would be even worse I'd think.
(01-14-2012, 01:44 PM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg236443#msg236443 date=1326499626]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg236436#msg236436 date=1326497179]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg236349#msg236349 date=1326414792]
drove 1 hour and 50 minutes for what would normally be a 1 hour commute. I'm moving away from wisconsin as soon as possible.
Commuting sucks, no matter what state you're in.
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if i were in a state that had no snow, I'd be on a motorcycle on my way to work. I'd ride to work 5 hours a day and it would still be fun then.
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Being stuck on a motorcycle in traffic would be even worse I'd think.
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i'm not stuck in traffic, I'm just far away from my job.
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