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I just found some free association stuff that I wrote 10 years ago. Apparently I was depressed then, too.
(06-28-2011, 07:30 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]I just found some free association stuff that I wrote 10 years ago. Apparently I was depressed then, too.

Here's some music for you

Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down
i think i have an ear or sinus infection

my ear hurts when i blow my nose or swallow, like someone is sucking my ear out of my body.
And it continues to fall apart.The distance grows systematically and it feels cold.
So, E-6 complains to O-6.  The O-6 mentions it during a morning meeting to O-4 embarrassing the O-4, O-4 turns to O-2 and breathes a short bout of fire.  That's ok, it's not going to be Fuck My Life.  It's going to be Fuck that E-6's Life.
drunk hiccups


oh god oh god oh god make this stop

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(06-29-2011, 12:36 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]So, E-6 complains to O-6.  The O-6 mentions it during a morning meeting to O-4 embarrassing the O-4, O-4 turns to O-2 and breathes a short bout of fire.  That's ok, it's not going to be Fuck My Life.  It's going to be Fuck that E-6's Life.


Give him latrine duty! Tape a dildo to him while he burns shit
Fuck how do people go to the gym before work? I don't even.
(06-29-2011, 12:36 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]So, E-6 complains to O-6.  The O-6 mentions it during a morning meeting to O-4 embarrassing the O-4, O-4 turns to O-2 and breathes a short bout of fire.  That's ok, it's not going to be Fuck My Life.  It's going to be Fuck that E-6's Life.

lol
Another shitty day for me, triple drama time. Apartment nonsense hit a head when the one problematic flatmates ignored several phone calls regarding rent. Then, the newest Dong Derby Dramabomb. Finally, my girlfriend is being offered an absolute pittance in financial aid ($2000 for ~$56000 in costs) and is considering withdrawing. I think I want to die.
(06-30-2011, 12:00 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]Then, the newest Dong Derby Dramabomb.

yo what's up

Brightside: Received Google+ invite, whoooo
:'( man

it's so fantastic in my head, too

why
I'm going back to the doctors again. Feels like there are sores in my throat.
(06-30-2011, 12:00 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]Another shitty day for me, triple drama time. Apartment nonsense hit a head when the one problematic flatmates ignored several phone calls regarding rent. Then, the newest Dong Derby Dramabomb. Finally, my girlfriend is being offered an absolute pittance in financial aid ($2000 for ~$56000 in costs) and is considering withdrawing. I think I want to die.

rape dollars dude, rape dollars. hell, you could probably double-rape the flatmate to help with tuition
(06-30-2011, 09:25 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm going back to the doctors again. Feels like there are sores in my throat.

thats what happens when you blow shady tranny hookers in a truck stop bathroom. herpes
(06-30-2011, 07:15 PM)If-I-Die-Its-LAG! link Wrote: [ -> ]http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/ten...C&rd=1&t=1

Fucking do this.
http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-1.html

Fuck this story. Fuck this story so hard. I'm going to have nightmares now. Jesus.
(06-30-2011, 11:21 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-1.html

Fuck this story. Fuck this story so hard. I'm going to have nightmares now. Jesus.

Oh that looks like the same mangaka who wrote Uzumaki (Spiral), which I highly recommend as it is hilariously terrifying.
(06-30-2011, 11:24 PM)Käse link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg212866#msg212866 date=1309494113]
http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara-1.html

Fuck this story. Fuck this story so hard. I'm going to have nightmares now. Jesus.

Oh that looks like the same mangaka who wrote Uzumaki (Spiral), which I highly recommend as it is hilariously terrifying.
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Pretty sure it is, didn't they make a film out of Uzumaki?

also DRR... DRR... DRR...
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