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Caff's  work sounds like my work, but everyone's drunk and what's a DD?

and we're all smoking weed.

(09-22-2010, 06:43 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg174827#msg174827 date=1285152538]
I wasted >12 hours yesterday between 9 hours of meetings, then a break, another 4 hours of forced socialization with co-workers.

- No I do not want to make idle chit chat, or at least 4 hours worth with people 10+ years older than me
- No, I don't care about who is better the Bears or the Packers, no I dont want to talk about that as the focus of conversation for 4 hours
- Should you really be drinking that much
- Fuck it, I'm not having a drop tonight
- Oh, I get to DD a bunch of sloshed 40 year olds, great

Now, I get to do it all over again...today!

Caff, you are the very bottom rung of what appears to be an awesome ladder. 
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(09-22-2010, 10:56 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ]you can't buy love at0m
(09-22-2010, 02:37 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ianki link=topic=5005.msg174848#msg174848 date=1285170981]
you can't buy love at0m
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The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love (Live)

rumsfald

(09-22-2010, 05:48 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ]- No I do not want to make idle chit chat, or at least 4 hours worth with people 10+ years older than me
- Should you really be drinking that much

Now, I'm offended.

At least I have at0m.
(09-22-2010, 07:54 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg174827#msg174827 date=1285152538]
- No I do not want to make idle chit chat, or at least 4 hours worth with people 10+ years older than me
- Should you really be drinking that much

Now, I'm offended.

At least I have at0m.
[/quote]Next time I'll bring an N64 and Mariokart, it'll be a proper sleepover.
(09-22-2010, 07:15 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]And yeah, sounds like most workplaces, honestly. Learning to socialize with people you have absolutely nothing in common with, just to build professional connections (and relieve boredom), is actually a pretty useful skill.


what he^ said


i dont give 2 shits about football but a couple months in a callcenter and i can talk smack with all but the die-hard fans
(09-22-2010, 09:10 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg174917#msg174917 date=1285203264]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg174827#msg174827 date=1285152538]
- No I do not want to make idle chit chat, or at least 4 hours worth with people 10+ years older than me
- Should you really be drinking that much

Now, I'm offended.

At least I have at0m.
[/quote]Next time I'll bring an N64 and Mariokart, it'll be a proper sleepover.
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You forgot Mario Party and Perfect Dark, sir.
My search for...I don't know, lets just call her Alice, has turned up nothing but an abandoned myspace, an add offering baby-sitting services, and that she did, at one point, go to the exact same college campus that I am going to.  I'm starting to think she left town. God, If I wasn't myself, I'd beat the living shit out of me for being a giant introverted pussy in high school.
Ever sneeze while shaving? Totally cut my neck, and left razorburn over a good chunk of it too.
(09-22-2010, 08:39 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ]Yea...Ill take a pass on that, Id rather be know for the good job I do rather than how many shots I pound back.

Work is for work, nothing more (IMO)

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Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg174970#msg174970 date=1285227264]
Ever sneeze while shaving? Totally cut my neck, and left razorburn over a good chunk of it too.

i think i would just pull the razor away as soon as i felt a sneeze coming
(09-23-2010, 11:48 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg174970#msg174970 date=1285227264]
Ever sneeze while shaving? Totally cut my neck, and left razorburn over a good chunk of it too.

i think i would just pull the razor away as soon as i felt a sneeze coming
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fix'd
(09-23-2010, 12:45 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ]My search for...I don't know, lets just call her Alice, has turned up nothing but an abandoned myspace, an add offering baby-sitting services, and that she did, at one point, go to the exact same college campus that I am going to.  I'm starting to think she left town. God, If I wasn't myself, I'd beat the living shit out of me for being a giant introverted pussy in high school.

Move on.

(09-23-2010, 10:18 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg174960#msg174960 date=1285220723]
My search for...I don't know, lets just call her Alice, has turned up nothing but an abandoned myspace, an add offering baby-sitting services, and that she did, at one point, go to the exact same college campus that I am going to.  I'm starting to think she left town. God, If I wasn't myself, I'd beat the living shit out of me for being a giant introverted pussy in high school.

Move on.


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Yup. You tried, don't get TOO hung up over it or you'll just stunt your growth. As a person, you perv.
(09-24-2010, 12:59 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg175098#msg175098 date=1285298290]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg174960#msg174960 date=1285220723]
My search for...I don't know, lets just call her Alice, has turned up nothing but an abandoned myspace, an add offering baby-sitting services, and that she did, at one point, go to the exact same college campus that I am going to.  I'm starting to think she left town. God, If I wasn't myself, I'd beat the living shit out of me for being a giant introverted pussy in high school.

Move on.


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Yup. You tried, don't get TOO hung up over it or you'll just stunt your growth. As a person, you perv.
[/quote]I'm trying, but it's hard when your a person like me. It's like that club scene in "Coming to America", I just can't find someone remotely passable. Before you say it, I do not have high standards, I'm well aware I bear a striking resemblance between Orson Welles, and, frankly, I don't want a 10, because they are usually self-centered and spoiled types. I just want someone who can just talk with for hours, instead of getting tired of them eventually.
(09-24-2010, 03:28 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg175132#msg175132 date=1285307979]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg175098#msg175098 date=1285298290]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg174960#msg174960 date=1285220723]
My search for...I don't know, lets just call her Alice, has turned up nothing but an abandoned myspace, an add offering baby-sitting services, and that she did, at one point, go to the exact same college campus that I am going to.  I'm starting to think she left town. God, If I wasn't myself, I'd beat the living shit out of me for being a giant introverted pussy in high school.

Move on.


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Yup. You tried, don't get TOO hung up over it or you'll just stunt your growth. As a person, you perv.
[/quote]I'm trying, but it's hard when your a person like me. It's like that club scene in "Coming to America", I just can't find someone remotely passable. Before you say it, I do not have high standards, I'm well aware I bear a striking resemblance between Orson Welles, and, frankly, I don't want a 10, because they are usually self-centered and spoiled types. I just want someone who can just talk with for hours, instead of getting tired of them eventually.
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Everyone is a person like themselves.

Start learning how to exploit and expand your abilities rather than just anchoring yourself to your deficiencies.

(09-24-2010, 04:03 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg175153#msg175153 date=1285316921]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg175132#msg175132 date=1285307979]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg175098#msg175098 date=1285298290]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg174960#msg174960 date=1285220723]
My search for...I don't know, lets just call her Alice, has turned up nothing but an abandoned myspace, an add offering baby-sitting services, and that she did, at one point, go to the exact same college campus that I am going to.  I'm starting to think she left town. God, If I wasn't myself, I'd beat the living shit out of me for being a giant introverted pussy in high school.

Move on.


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Yup. You tried, don't get TOO hung up over it or you'll just stunt your growth. As a person, you perv.
[/quote]I'm trying, but it's hard when your a person like me. It's like that club scene in "Coming to America", I just can't find someone remotely passable. Before you say it, I do not have high standards, I'm well aware I bear a striking resemblance between Orson Welles, and, frankly, I don't want a 10, because they are usually self-centered and spoiled types. I just want someone who can just talk with for hours, instead of getting tired of them eventually.
[/quote]

Everyone is a person like themselves.

Start learning how to exploit and expand your abilities rather than just anchoring yourself to your deficiencies.


[/quote]wow, didzo, thanks. I was expecting a "Move on, bitch" from you.
He's right though.


I see a lot of "I'm not a...". Fix that.

rumsfald

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