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why you blame amazon and UPS for natural disaster?
Quote:UPS

There's something I never use..."Low shipping cost, but what's this? Oh! A 'brokerage' fee at the border, which ends up costing more than the thing you ordered! haha UPS 1, Consumer 0"

USPS ftw!
(02-08-2011, 03:39 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:UPS

There's something I never use..."Low shipping cost, but what's this? Oh! A 'brokerage' fee at the border, which ends up costing more than the thing you ordered! haha UPS 1, Consumer 0"

USPS ftw!

This, entirely


I went to ship a tophat I made to Australia,

UPS -> "Oh for a tracking number that will be $250, non-tracked is $60"
USPS -> "Oh, $14, thanks have a nice day"
(02-08-2011, 03:49 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg195697#msg195697 date=1297197555]
Quote:UPS

There's something I never use..."Low shipping cost, but what's this? Oh! A 'brokerage' fee at the border, which ends up costing more than the thing you ordered! haha UPS 1, Consumer 0"

USPS ftw!

This, entirely


I went to ship a tophat I made to Australia,

UPS -> "Oh for a tracking number that will be $250, non-tracked is $60"
USPS -> "Oh, $14, thanks have a nice day"
[/quote]And its like an extra $2.50 for $100 worth of insurance.
(02-08-2011, 03:32 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]why you blame amazon and UPS for natural disaster?

Uhh
(02-08-2011, 02:31 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]It's sunny outside and the roads are clear.

And as you can see they could somehow ship a larger package without issue. There's no weather problem.
Fuck the bushwacka and piss combo that shit is so cheap, fuck the only RELAVANTLY DECENT PEOPLE BEING ON THE OTHER TEAM ALWAYS, FUCK MY SPELING, FUCK CAPS, FUCK RAGE, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
(02-08-2011, 07:21 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck the bushwacka and piss combo that shit is so cheap, fuck the only RELAVANTLY DECENT PEOPLE BEING ON THE OTHER TEAM ALWAYS, FUCK MY SPELING, FUCK CPAS, FUCK RAGE, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

FUCK BEING ANGRY!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Well, this is both good and bad I guess.

I made a formal complaint to the Employment Standards branch about a month ago over my old job. They fired me without notice, letting me think I was still employed for weeks, bla bla bla.

The lady finally got back to me today. It seems my old work is refusing to cooperate; however, that means that by default I get my pay in lieu of notice (which I was entitled to anyway). So now, because Stokes is ignoring them, they're sending a field guy out to do some research. I should have results..... in up to 12 weeks.
(02-08-2011, 07:50 PM)If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg195722#msg195722 date=1297210888]
Fuck the bushwacka and piss combo that shit is so cheap, fuck the only RELAVANTLY DECENT PEOPLE BEING ON THE OTHER TEAM ALWAYS, FUCK MY SPELING, FUCK CPAS, FUCK RAGE, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

FUCK BEING ANGRY!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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FUCK I WILL CUZ I NOW HAVE A MIGRAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK



























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(02-08-2011, 08:12 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]Well, this is both good and bad I guess.

I made a formal complaint to the Employment Standards branch about a month ago over my old job. They fired me without notice, letting me think I was still employed for weeks, bla bla bla.

The lady finally got back to me today. It seems my old work is refusing to cooperate; however, that means that by default I get my pay in lieu of notice (which I was entitled to anyway). So now, because Stokes is ignoring them, they're sending a field guy out to do some research. I should have results..... in up to 12 weeks.

Given how they have been acting, they'll get what they have coming, eventually, karma may act slowly, but it always acts
childkiller reputation
(02-07-2011, 10:43 PM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg195599#msg195599 date=1297128281]
I'm going to keep this short as i can.


Friend set me on a blind date without my permission.

I hate blind dates, naturally.

I also hate the fact my very high friend lied about what i am about, purposely and completely.

I am now contemplating killing my friend with piano wire.

Have fun with it, worst that can happen is you go home after a night out.
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Not really.


I could always go out, with my friend driving, because I have no license, and yet again he's fucking higher then all hell. So i have to worry about him plowing into pedestrians and into buildings. Then he could pick up this beautiful girl, who looks shocked to see my high-6 rating ass.

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I could also find out how badly he lied to this poor girl through conversation;

"So your supposed to be a body-builder?"

"No, I thought it was pretty clear he lied."


Awkward silence pause 1



"How hard is it learning to be a doctor?"

"A-actually I'm learning to be on the radio"

"Like talking on the radio?Well how hard can that be?"


"Apparently hard, since some of the finest schools in the country have some sort of telecommunication classes"

"Oh."

(What I was really thinking here;Just go ahead and criticize a man's choices this early on in really meeting them, that's fantastic.)


Awkward silence pause 2

"How was it meeting the president?"

"...He lied there too."

"Oh."

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This theme went on for a dinner and a long ride home.

She seemed like a nice person, don't get me wrong, but she was die-hard set on meeting the person described by my stupid, drugged-up friend. She really just wouldn't take the time to meet me. I tried to get my story out, spin it positively, but no, Bodybuilder Doctor, or Get the fuck out. This was barely date one, and there will not, by any means, be date two.

Then, after dropping her off, I had to hear from my still-stoned friend about how much I blew it, and how i could have still gotten laid.

He was confused when i said i was looking for a relationship.

God, I fucking hate people.

Now I'm home, Tired, but too angry to sleep. Nothing to do but this crap to blow off steam.
(02-09-2011, 01:23 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg195614#msg195614 date=1297136606]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg195599#msg195599 date=1297128281]
I'm going to keep this short as i can.


Friend set me on a blind date without my permission.

I hate blind dates, naturally.

I also hate the fact my very high friend lied about what i am about, purposely and completely.

I am now contemplating killing my friend with piano wire.

Have fun with it, worst that can happen is you go home after a night out.
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QQs

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Seriously, turn the tables on your friend. Have him get into a blind date while you get yourself a date.
(02-07-2011, 08:24 PM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ]I could also find out how badly he lied to this poor girl through conversation;

"So your supposed to be a body-builder?"

"No, I thought it was pretty clear he lied."


Awkward silence pause 1



"How hard is it learning to be a doctor?"

"A-actually I'm learning to be on the radio"

"Like talking on the radio?Well how hard can that be?"


"Apparently hard, since some of the finest schools in the country have some sort of telecommunication classes"

"Oh."

(What I was really thinking here;Just go ahead and criticize a man's choices this early on in really meeting them, that's fantastic.)


Awkward silence pause 2

"How was it meeting the president?"

"...He lied there too."

"Oh."

As completely retarded as it was for your friend to do that to you, I have to admit that he really pulled out all of the stops to get this girl there. I mean...meeting the president? Lol.

Oh well man, it was just one awkward night, keep that in mind and I hope you feel better soon.
(02-09-2011, 01:23 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kor link=topic=3709.msg195614#msg195614 date=1297136606]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg195599#msg195599 date=1297128281]
I'm going to keep this short as i can.


Friend set me on a blind date without my permission.

I hate blind dates, naturally.

I also hate the fact my very high friend lied about what i am about, purposely and completely.

I am now contemplating killing my friend with piano wire.

Have fun with it, worst that can happen is you go home after a night out.
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*snip*
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If she was dense enough to actually believe all that, I'm sure you could have had at least a little bit of fun.


As completely retarded as it was for your friend to do that to you, I have to admit that he really pulled out all of the stops to get this girl there. I mean...meeting the president? Lol.

Oh well man, it was just one awkward night, keep that in mind and I hope you feel better soon.
[/quote]That is the only reason I don't fucking burn my bridge with my friend, simply because he didn't know better. And thank you very much.

(02-09-2011, 01:38 AM)If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link Wrote: [ -> ]Seriously, turn the tables on your friend. Have him get into a blind date while you get yourself a date.
If i could get a date, I would. The sea has dried up here. Nothing here, everyone moved on after leaving high-school, so everyone i ever considered left town. As for the remainder, Either they are just want nothing to do with me, or i can't find anything about them intriguing.

(02-09-2011, 02:52 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ]If she was dense enough to actually believe all that, I'm sure you could have had at least a little bit of fun.
I was so fucking disgusted with my friend, and with her, after reflection on her personality, I really couldn't summon it if someone pumped 5-hour energy into me intravenously.
Well, I got a paper tomorrow.

I have a good start in it though.
(02-09-2011, 02:52 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ]If she was dense enough to actually believe all that, I'm sure you could have had at least a little bit of fun.
Pretty much this, all night long.

Also, get a fucking driver's license.
(02-09-2011, 04:41 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]Also, get a fucking driver's license.


Pretty much this, all night long.
So my dad got my sister an iphone 4(lol it sucks, my 3gs ftw) but it was bought at walmart...and the dude fucked up and deactivated MY phone and my sister has my fucking number now.


FUCKING HATE PEOPLE.
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