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(04-11-2011, 04:02 PM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg202537#msg202537 date=1302553011]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg202534#msg202534 date=1302551834]
Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?


Look at the equation again. Maybe it's not the variable that's the problem.
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Sick burn Luin Big Grin +1

Seriously though, all problems are solved by a frank question/cunt punch or two.
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Lol, epic Luin.

Kor... wut.


(04-11-2011, 11:50 AM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [ -> ]The security installers are smokers.


Today is a little better, considering how quickly I evacuated the premises of anything weed related yesterday when I realized the urgent need of police needing to be informed and subsequently, checking out every part of my house.


Do know how hard it is to disguise an airtight mini-room in your basement that has ducting, water feeds and a safe door, for the door?
Lol

Lol again

Wtf does that even mean.

Also, do you have a big enough yard to shoot targets?
(04-28-2011, 02:59 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg204595#msg204595 date=1304005181]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg204594#msg204594 date=1304004784]
My University Career seems to live by the "5-0 and Go" mentality.
You on a 12-point scale?

EE was always 'D is for Diploma'
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No, we have a 4.0 GPA scale and percentages for averages. C's and D's get Degrees is my motto
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amazing motto














i wish it were true
(04-28-2011, 06:17 PM)Stein link Wrote: [ -> ]Lol

Lol again

Wtf does that even mean.

Also, do you have a big enough yard to shoot targets?

sounds like they don't exercise smoker's courtesy if I'm reading that right. Sucks kirby, hope everything turned out alright :\
(04-29-2011, 12:57 AM)Duck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg204641#msg204641 date=1304032669]
Lol

Lol again

Wtf does that even mean.

Also, do you have a big enough yard to shoot targets?

sounds like they don't exercise smoker's courtesy if I'm reading that right. Sucks kirby, hope everything turned out alright :\
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It already has, actually. I'm picking up my father's laptop as well as mine today after work from the police, all 3 are in working condition still, and un-damaged. The TV has been replaced already, so we're back to normal.

I was glad the installers were smokers, because I cleared my grow room and everything else from the house because of the cops. The installers had the cheeeze.


-snip- lol just realised im not describing my grow room with an image of my house in the same post

Also, my yard is only large enough for stuff like .22's

There also happens to be two abandoned quarrys on my road that are much more suited to shooting.


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s...7&t=h&z=16



I'll put an arrow on there when I'm not posting this after break is over.


*vent alert* from here

Finally got an apartment offer. Rent, plus reasonable estimates for heating, electricity, ventilation and internet comes out to about $640 per person per month. Suddenly, one would-be tenant is demanding to pay less, saying $600 is now her maximum (when a few months ago she claimed her maximum was $650 and was willing to pay at $640.

This person has been a headache from day one. Whenever she had a concern regarding the apartment, she'd either poke me or my girlfriend and I would be the one to end up going to the leasing office. Even when I told her they'd call us, she'd keep poking me. She makes a big deal out of how my girlfriend and I will be living together, and has been trying to weasel out of contributing to pay for essentials like a cheapo dining table because she "wont' use it".

On the subject of food, she doesn't want to pay as much cause she thinks she won't eat as much (okay, sure), and then decided that she will be unwilling to eat meals that we prepared. Then, to take care of her groceries, she wants to basically borrow my friend's car (with whom I was originally planning to make grocery runs with). What the fuck?

On top of all that, since most of them commute to school by airplane, I more or less bought all our kitchenware, servingware, and some other essentials (vacuum, irons and shit etc) out of my pocket without any expectation of reimbursement. When I brought it up? Not a goddamn word, but still wants to pay less. I even offered to pay a little extra to get her rent down to $620 (read: she's sharing the master bedroom with my gf, complete with personal shower and walk-in closet, while I'm trying to convert the living room into a bedroom). Still not fucking good enough!

EDIT: It boggles my mind that people can be so miserly/stingy even at the risk of straining relationships with the people you'll be living with. Especially when the alternative (dormitories) costs $850/month.
This is why when I was looking for roommates, I basically said no to living with women. The ones I'm friends with that aren't my GF are kinda crazy (as most women are), and frankly I couldn't handle living with them.

I ended up living with 3 good buddies of mine, and the agreement seems to be going well. Most arguments have ended in "Stop being a bitch, do it" or "Fuck it I'll do, but your doing it next time cockface"
(04-29-2011, 09:13 AM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [ -> ]It already has, actually. I'm picking up my father's laptop as well as mine today after work from the police, all 3 are in working condition still, and un-damaged. The TV has been replaced already, so we're back to normal.

I was glad the installers were smokers, because I cleared my grow room and everything else from the house because of the cops. The installers had the cheeeze.


-snip- lol just realised im not describing my grow room with an image of my house in the same post

Also, my yard is only large enough for stuff like .22's

There also happens to be two abandoned quarrys on my road that are much more suited to shooting.


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s...7&t=h&z=16



I'll put an arrow on there when I'm not posting this after break is over.


I thought medical pot was legal in your state...shouldn't you be allowed to have a grow room?
(04-29-2011, 09:56 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg204689#msg204689 date=1304086383]
It already has, actually. I'm picking up my father's laptop as well as mine today after work from the police, all 3 are in working condition still, and un-damaged. The TV has been replaced already, so we're back to normal.

I was glad the installers were smokers, because I cleared my grow room and everything else from the house because of the cops. The installers had the cheeeze.


-snip- lol just realised im not describing my grow room with an image of my house in the same post

Also, my yard is only large enough for stuff like .22's

There also happens to be two abandoned quarrys on my road that are much more suited to shooting.


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s...7&t=h&z=16



I'll put an arrow on there when I'm not posting this after break is over.


I thought medical pot was legal in your state...shouldn't you be allowed to have a grow room?
[/quote]I know in Colorado you need special licensing and all the paperwork that goes with that.  And the Feds might still raid your pad and fuck shit up.
(04-29-2011, 09:56 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg204689#msg204689 date=1304086383]
It already has, actually. I'm picking up my father's laptop as well as mine today after work from the police, all 3 are in working condition still, and un-damaged. The TV has been replaced already, so we're back to normal.

I was glad the installers were smokers, because I cleared my grow room and everything else from the house because of the cops. The installers had the cheeeze.


-snip- lol just realised im not describing my grow room with an image of my house in the same post

Also, my yard is only large enough for stuff like .22's

There also happens to be two abandoned quarrys on my road that are much more suited to shooting.


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s...7&t=h&z=16



I'll put an arrow on there when I'm not posting this after break is over.


I thought medical pot was legal in your state...shouldn't you be allowed to have a grow room?
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Maine medical law provides for a grand total of 6 plants growing at any one time in the care of the licensee or their direct caretaker (defined as the sole person allowed to grow and prepare medical herb for the licensee in the event they're not able to because of their disability, to grow it themselves) - only three of which may be flowering or immediatally proceeding the floweri ng stage.

I have well over that limit, those 6 grow outside during the summer, I've not replanted them yet as it's still too cruddy outside, too rainy and stuff still.

gg spalling i hve 3 fingertip bandaids on because i really got in a fight with molten metal.

Vandamguy

(04-29-2011, 09:22 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]*vent alert* from here

Finally got an apartment offer. Rent, plus reasonable estimates for heating, electricity, ventilation and internet comes out to about $640 per person per month. Suddenly, one would-be tenant is demanding to pay less, saying $600 is now her maximum (when a few months ago she claimed her maximum was $650 and was willing to pay at $640.

This person has been a headache from day one. Whenever she had a concern regarding the apartment, she'd either poke me or my girlfriend and I would be the one to end up going to the leasing office. Even when I told her they'd call us, she'd keep poking me. She makes a big deal out of how my girlfriend and I will be living together, and has been trying to weasel out of contributing to pay for essentials like a cheapo dining table because she "wont' use it".

On the subject of food, she doesn't want to pay as much cause she thinks she won't eat as much (okay, sure), and then decided that she will be unwilling to eat meals that we prepared. Then, to take care of her groceries, she wants to basically borrow my friend's car (with whom I was originally planning to make grocery runs with). What the fuck?

On top of all that, since most of them commute to school by airplane, I more or less bought all our kitchenware, servingware, and some other essentials (vacuum, irons and shit etc) out of my pocket without any expectation of reimbursement. When I brought it up? Not a goddamn word, but still wants to pay less. I even offered to pay a little extra to get her rent down to $620 (read: she's sharing the master bedroom with my gf, complete with personal shower and walk-in closet, while I'm trying to convert the living room into a bedroom). Still not fucking good enough!

EDIT: It boggles my mind that people can be so miserly/stingy even at the risk of straining relationships with the people you'll be living with. Especially when the alternative (dormitories) costs $850/month.
Put an ad out looking for a new roommate, when you get one , kick this cunt - in the cunt - then out the door.
(04-29-2011, 11:34 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg204690#msg204690 date=1304086955]
*vent alert* from here

Finally got an apartment offer. Rent, plus reasonable estimates for heating, electricity, ventilation and internet comes out to about $640 per person per month. Suddenly, one would-be tenant is demanding to pay less, saying $600 is now her maximum (when a few months ago she claimed her maximum was $650 and was willing to pay at $640.

This person has been a headache from day one. Whenever she had a concern regarding the apartment, she'd either poke me or my girlfriend and I would be the one to end up going to the leasing office. Even when I told her they'd call us, she'd keep poking me. She makes a big deal out of how my girlfriend and I will be living together, and has been trying to weasel out of contributing to pay for essentials like a cheapo dining table because she "wont' use it".

On the subject of food, she doesn't want to pay as much cause she thinks she won't eat as much (okay, sure), and then decided that she will be unwilling to eat meals that we prepared. Then, to take care of her groceries, she wants to basically borrow my friend's car (with whom I was originally planning to make grocery runs with). What the fuck?

On top of all that, since most of them commute to school by airplane, I more or less bought all our kitchenware, servingware, and some other essentials (vacuum, irons and shit etc) out of my pocket without any expectation of reimbursement. When I brought it up? Not a goddamn word, but still wants to pay less. I even offered to pay a little extra to get her rent down to $620 (read: she's sharing the master bedroom with my gf, complete with personal shower and walk-in closet, while I'm trying to convert the living room into a bedroom). Still not fucking good enough!

EDIT: It boggles my mind that people can be so miserly/stingy even at the risk of straining relationships with the people you'll be living with. Especially when the alternative (dormitories) costs $850/month.
Put an ad out looking for a new roommate, when you get one , kick this cunt - in the cunt - then out the door.
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Yeah, I'd say forget her and find someone else.

She's already shown she's unwilling to stand on equal ground with you guys as far as the money goes.

Duck, Duck, Goose

Haven't had any groceries for close to a week, got paid $100, had to spend $80 on a bus pass. FFFFFFFUUUU-

At least I get paid next Friday and am working full time now for a month or two.
Started making my final project for Culinary Arts: A two-tier cake with 4 layers each. Two of my cakes practically disintegrated when I tried to take them out of the pan.
Honestly, if you find a chick that isn't a bitch, golden living.
It's that time again...

Didzo feels shitty and then decides to create a post that says nothing about anything.

I had to headbutt the large walk-in door in frustration at work. My head still hurts, but I don't regret it. A point had to be made and it was made, goddamn it.

Hope i don't have a concussion.

rumsfald

(04-29-2011, 09:22 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [ -> ]EDIT: It boggles my mind that people can be so miserly/stingy even at the risk of straining relationships with the people you'll be living with.
Quote:[tt]Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend...
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(04-29-2011, 11:34 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [ -> ]Put an ad out looking for a new roommate, when you get one , kick this cunt - in the cunt - then out the door.
As they say in Brooklyn, "Fixied."

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(05-01-2011, 03:11 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ]I had to headbutt the large walk-in door in frustration at work. My head still hurts, but I don't regret it.

Hope i don't have a concussion.
How would we be able to tell?
(05-01-2011, 09:36 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg204690#msg204690 date=1304086955]
EDIT: It boggles my mind that people can be so miserly/stingy even at the risk of straining relationships with the people you'll be living with.
Quote:[tt]Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend...
[/tt]
...

(04-29-2011, 11:34 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [ -> ]Put an ad out looking for a new roommate, when you get one , kick this cunt - in the cunt - then out the door.
As they say in Brooklyn, "Fixied."

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(05-01-2011, 03:11 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ]I had to headbutt the large walk-in door in frustration at work. My head still hurts, but I don't regret it.

Hope i don't have a concussion.
How would we be able to tell?
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omg punted in the cunt that's like awesome++
So... it snowed... again.

It was 21 degrees on Friday.
(05-01-2011, 10:55 AM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]So... it snowed... again.

It was 21 degrees on Friday.


We had one like that around a month ago, tee shirt day, then snow.

I feel ya.
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