(09-19-2010, 07:33 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]So, as I discovered last night, a girl can exert herself so much during sex, that by the time she makes it to the shower, she passes out.Â
At least the good people at the ER thought it was funny...
Hey Crow? Do you have a crown yet?
I gave a guy advice on how to put on a condom. (Which was mostly just tell him to read the instructions, and unlike movies and TVs, don't keep the condom tucked in your wallet) Granted, that's not the worst part about it. He had a girl give him some condoms, and they didn't fit or he thought he wasn't doing it right or something. So he somehow managed to convince her to try putting them on for him. He did not have sex with this girl. FML, and FHL (Fuck his life)
search youtube for instructions?
that's how i learned everything i needed to know.
WAT
How....
That man does not deserve to have sex.
(09-19-2010, 05:22 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]WAT
How....
That man does not deserve to have sex.
don't worry, pretty sure he's cursed from having sex anyway
(09-19-2010, 07:03 PM)Duck link Wrote: [ -> ]neither does john
ahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
(09-19-2010, 07:33 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]So, as I discovered last night, a girl can exert herself so much during sex, that by the time she makes it to the shower, she passes out.Â
At least the good people at the ER thought it was funny...
I've run into that one too, although it was from fucking in the shower. Fun times.
(09-19-2010, 10:26 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174409#msg174409 date=1284941008]
neither does john
ahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
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wat when was this?
(09-20-2010, 12:06 AM)Duck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg174437#msg174437 date=1284953210]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174409#msg174409 date=1284941008]
neither does john
ahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
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wat when was this?
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last night in his dreams
wash your sheets zaneyard
(09-20-2010, 12:25 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174448#msg174448 date=1284959197]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg174437#msg174437 date=1284953210]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174409#msg174409 date=1284941008]
neither does john
ahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
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wat when was this?
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last night in his dreams
wash your sheets zaneyard
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nah it was over mumble and he didn't believe me
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
(09-20-2010, 09:43 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
(09-20-2010, 09:47 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
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ugh, everyone on monster that i apply to ignores me.
(09-20-2010, 09:47 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
[/quote]I'm tempted to. I'm not getting paid enough for this bullshit, and my boss agrees.
(09-20-2010, 09:50 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg174478#msg174478 date=1284994064]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
[/quote]
ugh, everyone on monster that i apply to ignores me.
[/quote]
I got both of my positions through a staffing firm (aka Head Hunters), go find one, I think you'll find that you have better luck that way
(09-20-2010, 09:56 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg174479#msg174479 date=1284994230]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg174478#msg174478 date=1284994064]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
[/quote]
ugh, everyone on monster that i apply to ignores me.
[/quote]
I got both of my positions through a staffing firm (aka Head Hunters), go find one, I think you'll find that you have better luck that way
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i got my contract job through a place like that, hopefully they'll pull through with a more permanent position sometime
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