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I've heard it has more to do with what you do in school not where you go. Unless it's a top 10 school of course. Also the other thing I've heard is everyone's first year is almost the same and if you kick ass you can transfer and take the slot of someone that couldn't take it.
It's officially my wife's cats new routine: every morning at six he tries and wakes me up and if I don't get out of bed he sets about destroying everything on my dresser. I have a big scratch on my arm from wrestling with him this morning. He's too stubborn for his own good. Also how do cats tell time? He always gets me right before the alarm clock goes off.
he doesn't like the alarm noise, you turn off the alarm when it's noisy.  Cat logic dictates that he needs to wake you the fuck up before it goes off so there is no noise. 
Cats are just too smart, there was a study that said that cats manipulate their meow to sound like a baby's cry, to prey on our paternal/maternal instincts.

Professor Funbucks

(05-21-2010, 10:52 AM)PyroZombie link Wrote: [ -> ]Cats are just too smart, there was a study that said that cats manipulate their meow to sound like a baby's cry, to prey on our paternal/maternal instincts.
wow so it wasn't the acid that one time I was playing with my friend's cat and i thought it was crying :v

Edit: at least that it's meowing sounded like crying.
(05-21-2010, 11:12 AM)Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg153465#msg153465 date=1274457138]
Cats are just too smart, there was a study that said that cats manipulate their meow to sound like a baby's cry, to prey on our paternal/maternal instincts.
wow so it wasn't the acid that one time I was playing with my friend's cat and i thought it was crying :v

Edit: at least that it's meowing sounded like crying.

[/quote]They are manipulative, neurotic, little hellions, which is why I'm a cat person.
(05-21-2010, 10:49 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]he doesn't like the alarm noise, you turn off the alarm when it's noisy.  Cat logic dictates that he needs to wake you the fuck up before it goes off so there is no noise. 

You know what, I think you are right. It started when we got the new alarm clock and usually I can get him to settle down after I turn the alarm off but if I hit snooze and it goes off again he starts bugging the shit out of me once more.

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(05-21-2010, 10:01 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]I have a Lady Gaga song stuck in my head.

I've had the 6th grader greyson or w/e his name is version of paparazzi in my head for liek a week now...it's past being random song stuck and now onto ok i actually really like this now
I've heard of a expensive alarm clock where you attach something to your head, and it gives you a small electric shock, that you don't notice, but you wake up gently.

It may have been just a idea, not sure.

rumsfald

I don't know about law specifically, but in many/most professions, it becomes difficult / impossible to get in accredited internships, post-doc training, and even licensure without a degree from an accredited institution. 
It's true, my M.D. from Southern Saulys Institute of Technology of Lithuania isn't even recognized in the States.  And SSITL is a very prestigious school in eastern europe. 
I don't know what to do with myself once the music stops.......
:'(
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(05-21-2010, 10:56 PM)SAVAGE-0 link Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know what to do with myself once the music stops.......
:'(
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give me a hug



PAL
(05-22-2010, 12:07 AM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=SAVAGE-0 link=topic=3709.msg153581#msg153581 date=1274500580]
I don't know what to do with myself once the music stops.......
:'(
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give me a hug



PAL
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/nohomo
They have disc golf resorts, I've lost parts of me I can't remember.
We changed the alarm over to music and it seemed to placate kitty after the alarm, but before the alarm he was still being a jerk and trying to wake me up. So I hit him with a pillow. Apparently kitties do not like pillow fights.

rumsfald

(05-22-2010, 10:27 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]We changed the alarm over to music and it seemed to placate kitty after the alarm, but before the alarm he was still being a jerk and trying to wake me up. So I hit him with a pillow. Apparently kitties do not like pillow fights.

The now-random-stimulus of whatever happens to be on the radio at the time the alarm goes off will be too random for the kittey to condition to. Unfortunately for you, the kittey is already conditioned to expect some sort of startling at the same time every morning, so said kittey will continue to have anticipatory anxiety about impending loud noises. Kittey knows if he wakes you up first you will prevent the bad noise (by turning the alarm off when you get up).

Around my parts, we call that a 4-legged alarm clock. Mine goes off no later than 5am.
d'awww kitty. our cats don't really care about alarms.
its spelled kitty right and you guys just cant spell?

Professor Funbucks

wow account got hacked
meh it really isnt that big of a deal, im just bored of reading random pages on wikipedia
the motherfucker even took my hearthstone.
internet grinches
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