Be Right Back, Uninstalling

(04-05-2010, 12:46 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow]

I have met a girl, while on TDY (temporary duty), that I am absolutely crazy about.  And unlike damn near every other Girlfriend a soldier makes on TDY, this one doesn't see her soldier as a ticket out of town.  She's a field biologist, she catches reptiles and amphibians as her job.  She's got time in the peace corps.  We've watched Miyazaki marathons together, regularly go crawling through caves on the weekends.  We have this nerd romance going on that is stupidly amazing.  In 2 weeks I'm done here and moving back to Kentucky.  She's here till June and then her project ends, and she's looking for a new job.  She is steadfastly against coming to Kentucky (it's not far south enough), and is a freaking ninja at avoiding serious conversation about things.  She doesn't do long distance relationships: I've heard stories of her absolutely destroying a couple guys over it in the past.  I don't think I can do anything to avoid the inevitable breakup here, and it fucking sucks.

I was totally soliciting opinions here and not just bitching.  Ideas, people!  You'd all make horrible staff officers at this rate. Trick at least tried.
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You should know, butterbar, that  what happens TDY stays TDY. You also know that cuts both ways, not only do most soldiers leave TDY where TDY was, but most babes don't chase TDY back to Post. I mean, can you blame her for staying away from Kentucky?

So, she seems like a cool nerdy chick that you want to drag like a cavewoman back to your cave, but you know deep down that a good part of why you like so much her because she is intelligent and independent and assertive and refuses to be dragged by your scrawny white ass.

So, why don't you invite her here and try to continue your nerdy friendship from here, to BRBU, where you can talk about your little anime flicks and swap frog-catching stories till the next chance you have to meet-up? That way it'd be low stakes, revolved around mutual nerdy interests, and you'd have easy reasons to drop in on each other when you were in the neighborhood. If you really have the intellectual intercourse, it will last.

If you follow Rummy's advice I'll scrub the posts about her to save you some embarrassment. Cuz we are bros like that 

I'm sure Rummy has some sort of ulterior motive, but she wouldn't go for BRBU. 

Well, this was definitely consistent feedback. 

(04-05-2010, 09:00 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]So, why don't you invite her here and try to continue your nerdy friendship from here, to BRBU, where you can talk about your little anime flicks and swap frog-catching stories till the next chance you have to meet-up? That way it'd be low stakes, revolved around mutual nerdy interests, and you'd have easy reasons to drop in on each other when you were in the neighborhood. If you really have the intellectual intercourse, it will last.

nice idea amigo.

i have an interview in 3 hrs
wish me luck

(04-05-2010, 09:35 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm sure Rummy has some sort of ulterior motive

Yes, like Neptune unleashed the Kraken on Cassiopeia, I long to unleash the Versus on your fair woman.

(04-06-2010, 05:09 AM)Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ]i have an interview in 3 hrs
wish me luck

I'm sure you'll do fine

(04-06-2010, 05:24 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg145306#msg145306 date=1270521315]
I'm sure Rummy has some sort of ulterior motive

Yes, like Neptune unleashed the Kraken on Cassiopeia, I long to unleash the Versus on your fair woman.
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(04-06-2010, 05:30 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg145356#msg145356 date=1270549443]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg145306#msg145306 date=1270521315]
I'm sure Rummy has some sort of ulterior motive

Yes, like Neptune unleashed the Kraken on Cassiopeia, I long to unleash the Versus on your fair woman.
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You can teach her the tent fap.

This thread is too serious.  It's time for some stupid minor FMLs.

I can't have air conditioning on, so all my Easter chocolate melted.

IT at work emailed me and said I can't use Mibbit anymore  >

I like milk, but it makes me want to go to the restroom.

(04-06-2010, 10:24 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]IT at work emailed me and said I can't use Mibbit anymore  >

Ask Ain to give you an account at his work and route through there, I hope you don't mind linux though

(04-06-2010, 10:24 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]IT at work emailed me and said I can't use Mibbit anymore  >

Yikes man, that is rough.

our younger dog killed a baby squirrel

(04-06-2010, 04:46 PM)Trick_ link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg145380#msg145380 date=1270567461]
IT at work emailed me and said I can't use Mibbit anymore  >

Yikes man, that is rough.
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Sapper stakes.  Fml. 

I'm still sick, and at 3 a.m. this morning the combination of my incessant coughing and dry air cause my nose to bleed. I couldn't get it to stop so I just plugged it with tissue and tried to fall asleep while sitting upright against the wall. In addition I forgot to set my alarm and missed my 10 a.m. class. Now there is blood all over my bed  :'(

(04-07-2010, 01:54 PM)Trace link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm still sick, and at 3 a.m. this morning the combination of my incessant coughing and dry air cause my nose to bleed. I couldn't get it to stop so I just plugged it with tissue and tried to fall asleep while sitting upright against the wall. In addition I forgot to set my alarm and missed my 10 a.m. class. Now there is blood all over my bed  :'(

wow that blows

(04-07-2010, 01:54 PM)Trace link Wrote: [ -> ]I'm still sick, and at 3 a.m. this morning the combination of my incessant coughing and dry air cause my nose to bleed. I couldn't get it to stop so I just plugged it with tissue and tried to fall asleep while sitting upright against the wall. In addition I forgot to set my alarm and missed my 10 a.m. class. Now there is blood all over my bed  :'(

damn that is awful